Don't feel as though nobody loves you -- come fracture your consciousness in the past, present, AND future, strap on a snuggy and feedbag, and enjoy the virtues of false flag stigmata with the girls of GOING COMMANDO!
If you know how to work your cosmic groove just right, you can have the love affair of your dreams without another person in the room and conduct a hunger strike you don't have to account to anyone for... you might also learn about a product that might finally level the playing field when it comes to pulling over and peeing wherever you want, the only kind of penis envy Mae has, why a bot would want to commit suicide, how to eat like a pig and still look like a lady, and Pencildick Bumblesnatch, who is a FINE, fine British actor but only has a career because he references Patron in his rap songs as blind submission to the illuminati...and keeps people guessing as to what he's doing underneath his invisibility cloak.
In the future, men will be hermaphrodites, won't they? GOING COMMANDO! Where there are apparently very few rules!