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♪ more more more more more more more more more than just a dream ♪ ♪ more more more more more more more more more than just a dream ♪ ♪ oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: yeah! nice job! thanks, guys. fitz & the tantrums. nice job, guys. thank you, thank you. i want to thank my guests, tim allen, dwyane wade and fits & the tantrums. jimmy fallon here tomorrow night! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you.
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thank you very much. welcome. please welcome, thank you, very, very much. hot crowd. thank you very much. thank you. that's very nice. thanks, everybody. thank you. boy, it's a hot crowd. hot new york city crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about. the powerball lottery winner. everyone is talking about this thing. this number was insane. last night somebody got a lot richer. it was a -- single winning ticket was sold in south carolina for $400 million, grand prize. [ cheers and applause ] that's a lot of money. today lottery officials are urging that winner to sign the back of their ticket and put in it a safe place. [ laughter ] as opposed to what? is he going to dip it in hot sauce and eat it? like, "i'm going to eat the winning ticket." great instructions. but things are not looking good
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for another person. the creator of beanie babies. did you hear about this? ty warner has been fined $53 million for tax evasion. but on the plus side, if he sells all his beanie babies he'll just owe -- let me do the math. probably like $53 million. i got fred the seagull here. it's a rare one. they never -- normally has brown eyes. he has blue eyes. [ laughter ] that's right, the man who created beanie babies is in legal trouble for tax evasion. that's pretty bad, but the beanie babies themselves aren't that innocent either. i mean, take a look at some of their crimes. prickles the hedgehog. [ laughter ] prickles has been arrested five times for public urination. [ laughter and applause ] just awful. sniff the pig has been accused of polygamy. isn't that shocking? [ laughter and applause ]
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>> steve: come on. >> jimmy: shocking. rocket the penguin was arrested for public nudity for streaking on court during a wnba game. we have toughy the puppy has been accused of skimming atm p.i.n. numbers from citibank at claude vallee shopping center in bakersfield, california. and lastly silver the kitten was charged with murder. [ applause ] everybody's excited about this "50 shades of grey" movie coming out. [ cheers ] in fact they had to hire extra security to protect the actor charlie hunnam from female fans. the guards told women if they get too close they're going to be handcuffed and detained. and the women said, "keep going?" [ laughter and applause ] ice-cream? vanilla ice-cream? this is a weird story. two guys in new hampshire were arrested last week after they actually tried to rob a group of
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people playing bingo. cops became suspicious when they saw a car driving away from the bingo hall going more than 10 miles an hour. that looks weird. they're going fast. people are already gearing up for the holiday season. and toys "r" us just announced that the hugging elmo doll will be the most popular toy this christmas. yep, an elmo doll that hugs you on christmas. ♪ [ laughter ] which is more than i can say about my dad. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] ♪ what's for christmas? what's under the tree? oh, it's an empty bottle of jack daniels. [ laughter ] shut up! [ applause ] ♪ >> steve: the hallmark hall of fame. >> jimmy: it was in my
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monologue. my acting class. that's my acting class monologue. >> steve: and you got an a, didn't you? >> jimmy: i did. yeah. >> steve: that was fantastic. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you. that's right, the hugging elmo doll is supposed to be the most popular toy for the holiday season. the least popular? twerking ernie. [ laughter and applause ] here is a little bit of news out of washington. according to official phone records bill clinton still calls members of congress to discuss policy and just shoot the breeze. that's what they said. we were actually able to get our hands on a few of the phone calls. and it seems like president clinton might just have a little too much time on his hands. take a listen to this call he had with nancy pelosi. [ laughter ] [ dial tone ]
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>> jimmy: girlfriend can twerk? >> steve: and then she hung up on him. >> jimmy: i know. he's just calling. he's got too much time on his hands. here's another one where he called wisconsin representative paul ryan. [ dial tone ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: he didn't even say it with him. he's like, i can't do this right now. he has too much time. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: here's one last one. he called senator harry reid. i don't even know why.
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[ dial tone ] >> jimmy: we love "breaking bad." >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he's a big fan of "breaking bad." [ applause ] glad we got hold of those tapes here. all right. everybody seems to really like the new pope. pope francis seems like a down to earth guy. so i'm not sure if this is the best idea, but a company in california is selling a new cologne that is inspired by pope francis. yeah, a cologne inspired by the head of the catholic church has an interesting name, too. [ whispered ] confession. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally sometimes we give local news reporters a pretty hard time on our show when they mess up, because it's funny.
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but here's an example of one who did the opposite and really nailed it. the reporter was talking about a woman in hawaii who has the last name that's so long that she can't fit it on her driver's license. it's 36 letters long, her last name and the reporter pronounces the name perfectly. check it out. >> the county has never accommodated my name on my driver's license. >> instead it drops the 36th letter of her last name and doesn't print her first or middle name. so she also carries a state i.d., which in the past included her full name. janice keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahauna >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i mean, who is going to challenge that if she's wrong? i'm just assume she's right. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ two four six eight who do we appreciate happy birthday to you happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ so make a wish and blow out the candles and open a present or two happy birthday to you ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. i'm happy to be here with all of you, here on my birthday. this is fun. >> steve: happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. and we've got a great show. it's like a -- it's a special gift for me. i love these people on the show. couldn't love this first guy more. his new movie "prisoners" which is a very frightening movie, opens tomorrow. hugh jackman is here. [ cheers and applause ] giant movie star, a nice dude. >> steve: jack hughman. >> jimmy: jack hughman. and then also, she's the author of one of my favorite books of the past few years. i know it came out -- oh, when did it come out? like two years ago? a year and a half ago? i don't know when it came out, but i just read it recently. i'm late to the party. but i loved it. i love this book. "gone girl" is the book. it is so awesome. [ applause ] i love it. it's getting made into a giant movie. gillian flynn is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ]
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i can't wait to talk to her about it. love this book. i said please come on, please come on. and then -- so much fun. we have the winner of "america's got talent." have you seen this guy dance? i mean, it's insane. kenichi ebina is performing for us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: make it twerk. make it twerk. twerk it. >> jimmy: amazing. >> go nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and we got a little music, too. i don't think i have the album cover here but they have a new album out with our band the roots, right there. our buddies, the roots. it's called "wise up ghost." elvis costello and the roots are here tonight to perform. congratulations on the album, guys. it's a great record.
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right down there if you would please. you have $2,350. spin or solve? >> i'm going to solve. >> all right. >> corner curio cabinet. [ buzzer ] >> louis, you're turn. >> i'll solve. >> yeah. >> corner curio cabinet. >> yeah, that's it. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: coor-cure cabinet. [ laughter ] core-cur cabman. [ buzzer ] cold car cabman. [ buzzer ] king core carnin.
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[ buzzer ] carnman concourse. [ buzzer ] kim-kayne concourse. [ buzzer ] fight of the concourse. [ buzzer ] corner curio cabbie-net. ♪ that punk. i guy's a punk that second guy. >> steve: he didn't even get a million. >> jimmy: he overpronounced cabinet. he should have got it wrong for who says cabbie-net. >> steve: i would have smacked him. >> jimmy: corner curio cabinet. what are you a muppet? [ laughter ] corner curio cabbie-net. that guy just lost a million dollars. anyway, i just feel bad for the guy. anyway, we reached out to that guy. his name is paul atkinson. we actually brought him here to new york. ♪ he's here right now. paul atkinson, everybody. right here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming on, buddy. i just had to have you on. >> yeah, well thanks. >> jimmy: they just broke all of
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our hearts and we love you here. what happened out there? you got nervous? yeah, it was part nerves. i mean, pat sajak was like right here and he's a legend. so i have pat sajak, right here. >> jimmy: you seem really calm right now, paul. [ laughter ] i guess i'm no pat sajak. >> so i had no idea what a curio cabinet was. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i'd never seen the word, never said the word. so i was focused on the "o" on curio and added that to the -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> made the corno -- and yeah. >> jimmy: well, this is a safe place. there is no pressure here. i just want to give you the chance once and for all to show that you can pronounce this correctly. >> okay. >> jimmy: whenever you're ready. [ drum roll ] >> corner curio cabinet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. ♪ take that, pat sajak!
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come on, pat. doesn't he get credit for that? so while it's not a million dollars, we do want to offer you something as a consolation prize. so, here it is, your very own corner curio cabinet. ♪ it goes in the corner of your room. you got right there a bunch of "late night with jimmy fallon" stuff in there. it's just gorgeous. you can put it in your house anywhere. you'll always have that to remember us by. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: you're a winner in our eyes, buddy. you're a champ. [ cheers and applause ] paul atkinson, everybody. we'll be right back with the winner of "america's got talent." come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hello, america and welcome to a comedy event. >> we do improv.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh man, get ready for this. this is azing. last night he was crowned season eight's million dollar winner on nbc's hit show "america's got talent." he's a self-taught dancer from japan who mixes illusion, mime and special effects into his routines. it's just amazing. get ready. you're going to watch right now. here to perform for us, please give it up for kenichi ebina, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ robotic noises ]
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>> ouch. [ robotic noises ] ♪ [ alarm sounds ] [ cheers ] >> oh, no. >> wait a minute! [ creaking sounds ] [ cheers ] >> yeah, i'm good. [ laughter ] >> oh, no. ♪
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uh-oh. [ laser firing ] [ cheers ] >> reverse. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! that is the way to do it! oh, my goodness! fantastic! that is so awesome! oh, my gosh. i don't know how you did that. that is just killer. congratulations on winning. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: now, what are you going to do with the million dollar prize? >> oh, i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have to ask my wife. [ laughter ] she's the boss. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. she's the boss.
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yeah, that makes sense. that's a good answer. what is next? what's next for you? where can we see you? >> i'm going to go on the "agt" tour live. >> jimmy: okay. >> and we're going to tour around, you know, many cities in the country. with all the great performers from the show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so -- >> jimmy: you have the other -- >> talented guys. >> jimmy: the other the losers. [ laughter ] yeah, right here. that's what i'm talking about. i know. i'm just kidding. you're good for it. kenichi ebina right there! >> thank you much. thank you. >> jimmy: amazing, amazing. congratulations. for tickets to the "america's got talent live tour" log on to we'll be right back with hugh jackman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pepper jack cheese, mushrooms,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award-nominated actor whose new film "prisoners" is in theaters everywhere on friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome hugh jackman! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you! you didn't have to do this. this is amazing. >> yeah. you know, people say you're hard to buy for. it's not true. there are so many things -- >> jimmy: you got us some cool stuff. this is amazing. [ cheers ] >> rip it there.
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>> jimmy: get right into it here. >> i know you love your fruit. you love your fruit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i brought some fruit. i cut that up, too, for you. [ laughter ] but -- yeah. you're going to love it. >> jimmy: this is everything we put in the dressing room before the show. [ laughter ] >> it's too much. it's a little too much. you're right. >> jimmy: and the towels for you. >> i used one of the towels, but that one's unused. >> jimmy: yeah, but this was all -- thank you so -- for bringing -- >> it's embarrassing. >> jimmy: i really appreciate it. thank you for thinking of me. >> no problem. ♪ it's your big day. >> jimmy: you forgot, didn't you? >> a little. just a little. >> jimmy: good to see you again, my friend. hey, i saw you at the giants game on sunday. are you getting into american football? >> love american football. and i grew up playing rugby and all of that in australia, and i never thought i'd get into it. love it. >> jimmy: really? >> love everything about it. love going to the games. i probably even enjoy watching it on tv more. >> jimmy: did you go down to the field? >> i didn't go down, no. i have before, but not this time. >> jimmy: i don't ever want to do that again. >> i know, right.
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>> jimmy: because i don't want to screw anything up for everybody. so i see them, they come out like, "hey, jimmy, how you doing?" i go, "you better go kill him!" [ laughter ] you go murder them! you get out there and murder them! >> you just reminded me, i went to a game. i was in adelaide. and aussie rules is massive. it's our american football, right. and literally, at half time -- this was all at half time. the team -- i was there. i was with friends, they came up to me. can you come down to the dressing room and just give the team like a pep talk? a bit of an inspirational speech. i'm like, "no, no." >> jimmy: no, not at all! >> no. what do i say, man? yeah, i'm an actor. believe me, just go and kill them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't get into that. no, you can't. >> he's like, "no, really. they'll loved it." i'm like, "they won't." >> jimmy: they won't love that, no. >> they'll think you're an idiot. get out of here. "but you're a tough guy, when i see you in movies." i pretend. i pretend. >> jimmy: what? you're acting? have you ever been -- >> i mean, sorry. not as wolverine, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you ever been in a fight, in a real fight? >> i've been in a few real fights, yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. in fact, the most embarrassing fight i was ever in was when i was in a place called port mccrory. and port mccrory is where people go, from sydney, they go on holiday there. but the locals hate the people
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from sydney who come up. so i was out. it was when roller blades first came out. i had a pair of roller blades. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this sounds pretty tough all ready. >> that's right. [ laughter ] i'm with a mate of mine. he's got roller blades. we're going down. and went outside the touristy area. we're just going down the street. and this car started to idle next to us. and i'm like, "oh, this is trouble." and all i heard was, "you wanker, sydney wanker." wanker in sydney -- what's the equivalent of wanker here? you're a douche, right? you're a douche bag. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> maybe a little more than douche, right. you sydney wanker. and all of a sudden, the car just idled in front of us and pulled up, and three guys get out. i'm looking at my mate. i'm on roller blades. i'm learning on roller blades, right? [ laughter ] and he comes up to me. the guy goes, "get out of our town, man." and i'm like, "what, what, what?" and i literally hugged the guy. [ laughter ] whoa, whoa! he's like, "get off me, you wanker." and i'm like, "i want to fight you, but i can't!" >> jimmy: that was the worst fight ever. yeah, yeah. >> oh, my god.
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>> jimmy: thank god you're an actor. yeah, yeah. exactly, yeah. >> by the way, he was right. i was a wanker. >> jimmy: you were, yeah. [ laughter ] in that moment, you were, yeah. i got to say, i watched "prisoners." and man, oh, man, having a baby now, having a child, you're frightened about this stuff. like, anyone getting kidnapped or anything like -- >> even your dog. >> jimmy: yeah, my dog. i watched it with my dog, and my dog really loves you. [ laughter ] my dog, gary, was really staring at the screen, like -- and my dog never watches tv. i'm like, "you love hugh jackman?" so i videotaped it so i could show it to you before the show. but, like, my dog loves you. >> but, i love that you know that your dog never watches tv. just my dog never watches tv. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's an american problem! an american problem. [ talking over each other ] >> "dog whisperer," nothing? >> jimmy: nothing. yeah, nothing at all. he likes "real housewives" and you. yeah. >> it is intense. it's a little intense -- a little intense for parents to watch, but gripping and suspense filled. >> jimmy: basically, you and terrence howard -- >> terrence howard, yeah. >> jimmy: your kids get kidnapped on thanksgiving.
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they're going out to a play, and they don't come back that night. and you're like, are they in the room? and you check it out, and you get really nervous watching the movie. and then, you start searching with the cop, with jake gyllenhaal. and you're looking some, you know, clues. and there's this creepy dude. gosh, paul dano. >> paul dano is unbelievable. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. hit a home run in this movie. >> he is incredible. >> jimmy: he plays the creepiest human being i've ever seen in my life. >> yeah, right? >> jimmy: and he lives in an rv. and you go -- oh. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is the guy. >> by the way, he's really creepy, too. >> jimmy: yeah, in real life. is that right? is that right? he's not acting. not acting. >> no one knows. i mean, don't tell anyone. don't tell anyone that. i'm kidding. he couldn't be sweeter. >> jimmy: i mean, no. gosh, he's a good actor, man. and melissa leo is great in this. >> viola davis. >> jimmy: viola davis, yeah. >> maria bello and -- >> jimmy: everybody. oh, yeah. it's just -- it's a really -- great roles for everybody. but, you don't know who -- you don't know who to think -- who did what or if anyone is guilty or not. but you kind of take the law into your own hands. and your character just kind of loses it, man. >> yeah, well, you know, i can understand. i suppose you can, as a parent.
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i remember hearing, not long ago, someone said -- actually, my son said such and such was bullying me at school. literally, right then, i was like, "what, who?" >> jimmy: let me get my roller blades! >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to teach this kid a lesson. [ cheers and applause ] you bullying my -- don't ever bully my -- >> we could have a gang, man. >> jimmy: exactly. we could totally do it. >> take you out! you better watch your family as well. >> jimmy: once i learn how to stop -- we'll just drive right by. [ laughter ] no, but you feel it. you feel that rage. like, are you guys doing enough? are the cops doing enough? can we do more? what -- is that guy a suspect? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it is -- it's fascinating. it's a great movie. it's a great thriller. on the edge of your seat, it's like the most kick ass "dateline" episode ever. that's what it really is. [ laughter ] it's so good. we have a clip. here's hugh jackman in "prisoners." look at this. ♪
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>> oh, my god. what did you do? >> hello. >> we're all singing the same song they were singing on thanksgiving. swear to god, franklin. the same -- song. and i told you what he said in the parking lot. >> then we take him to the police. >> no, no, no. the police won't do --. he'll just clam up and act crazy like he did last time. someone has to make him talk. someone. >> man, this just ain't right. look, what if you're wrong? >> i'm not wrong. >> but what if you're wrong? what if you only heard what you wanted to hear? i want my daughter back as much as you do, but this ain't right. >> franklin! franklin! we hurt him until he talks or they're going to die. >> jimmy: yeah man. you're going to make him talk. [ cheers and applause ] that's good! >> if we'd been on roller blades -- >> jimmy: if you would have been on roller blades, it would have
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're here with my man, hugh jackman. his movie is out this weekend. "prisoners." very good. you play a lot of very intense characters a lot in your movies. obviously, you're a pretty strong dude. but you know what? >> what? >> jimmy: i bet i could take you in an arm wrestling match. [ cheers ] >> is that so? really? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm serious. >> you're serious? >> jimmy: yeah, i've been working out a lot lately. >> oh, really? you may have heard of the gym i go to. curves? [ laughter ] popular gym. i've been working out there. and i'm sure i can beat you. [ cheers ] >> let's find out. >> jimmy: let's do this. it's on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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only -- i have to warn you, though. i have to warn you, okay? when i arm wrestle, i like to list all the things i'm going to do after i win. >> really? that's really interesting. because i like to list all the things i'm going to do after i win, jimmy. all right? ♪ >> jimmy: you're going down. >> woo-woo. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: ready? >> ready? >> jimmy: go. after -- i win, i'm going to run a hot bath, light some candles and listen to my favorite band of all time -- hoobastank. >> whoa. after i win, you know what i'm going to do, jimmy? >> jimmy: what? >> i'm going to get in a fight with dwayne johnson. i'm going to put a paper bag
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over his head and say, "ha! paper over rock!" >> jimmy: all right. very good. well, after i win, i'm gonna -- i'm gonna photoshop a picture of me and you wearing the same outfit, sell it to "us weekly" and then pay them $500 to say i rocked it better. >> oh! [ cheers ] you know what else? you know what? after i win, you know what i'm going to do? >> jimmy: what? >> i'm going to say meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. because i speak cat. [ hissing ] [ laughter ] yeah! >> jimmy: after i win -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm gonna -- >> i'm gonna -- >> jimmy: i'm gonna to steal your name -- i'm going steal your name and rearrange it. from now on, people will know me as jacked hu-man. >> yeah? >> jimmy: yeah! yeah! that's a brain bender. >> after i win, i'm going to change my name, too. you know what i'll change it to? i don't like hugh jackman. you know what i'm gonna change it to? >> jimmy: what?
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>> dick nutbutt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? no, you can't. after i win, i'm going to dance like nobody's watching. i'm gonna sing like nobody's listening. i'm gonna twerk like nobody's yelling, "hey, this is a little league game. take a hike, creep." [ laughter ] >> you know what? after i win -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> i'm going to get into some very weird "50 shades of grey" kind of shizz because -- [ laughter ] there is nothing to skanky for my wanky. >> jimmy: oh, my -- >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ kiss me kiss me yeah kiss me kiss me kiss me kiss me yeah kiss me kiss me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give it up for arm wrestling champion hugh jackman. check out his new movie, "prisoners," in theaters friday. we'll be right back with
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gillian flynn. there she is in the bud light platinum suite. hi, gillian! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ is comes from anne christine 28. we present rock, paper and scissors going to the doctor's office. all right, guy we're late to see diane christine 28. rock? >> yeah. >> paper? >> yeah. >> scissors? >> yeah. >> all right, guy let's get in the car. >> there is a simple way we can sort this out. i'll play you for it. rock, paper, scissors. >> we should have seen that one coming. let's get in the car. >> i wish i was shotgun. >> i'll play you for it. >> covered you! >> great. >> paper on the way to the supermarket. >> all right. rock, paper, scissors. >> oh! >> whoa. >> we really -- i'm losing pulp.
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♪ do more. ♪ degree. it won't let you down.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so excited. our next guest is the best-selling author of novels
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like "sharp objects," "dark places" and the runaway hit, "gone girl," which is being made into a movie directed by david fincher and starring ben affleck. wow. it's going to be a giant movie. this is our first choice in the late to the party book club. [ laughter ] that we're starting on our show. it's our first choice right here. please welcome to the show a terrific writer. here's gillian flynn, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, very, very nice. you didn't even finish. you can finish if you want. just say the book. ♪ write the book >> jimmy: pal, welcome to our show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i've been obsessed with this book and you for a while now, so i really -- >> of me? oh, good. >> jimmy: yes. you as well. because it's fantastic. i love it. when did this come out? >> came out last june.
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>> jimmy: yes, last june. i just got into it. and -- i love it so much. i had a couple friends tell me, you got to read "gone girl." got to read "gone girl." and i'm, like, okay, okay, i'll get to it. and i just -- i have a.d.d. so i have, like, stacks of books at home i don't read. >> well, i'm, like, the more someone tell me to read something, the more i'm usually, like, ehh. yeah, you can't make me. >> jimmy: this book is absolutely amazing. so we're starting our late to the party book club, and this is our first choice. this is it right here. right here. "gone girl." >> i'm honored. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: get it back in the -- it's probably still on the bestsellers list, right? sort of? >> number ten still. >> jimmy: number ten right now. it just won't go away. it won't go. [ cheers and applause ] >> it won't go away. >> jimmy: it won't go away. no, in a good way. but are you psyched about this? did you freak out or no? just -- you're normal? >> no, i absolutely freaked out. no, completely. no one saw it coming, and it really was one of those things that just kind of was, like, oh, really? like -- >> jimmy: it's such a great -- >> people are reading this book? because it's kind of a weird book. i mean, it's not a book that screams, i don't think,
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bestseller. it wasn't like i wrote it and was, like, oh, i have written, you know, my masterpiece. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> you know? it was, like, wow, that's weird. people are reading it. >> jimmy: it's just such a fun read. and it's not like -- it's not, like, chapters and stuff. instead, it's, like, diary entries -- journal entries. so you'll read, like, from his side. like, she goes missing. his wife goes missing. so you hear his story, then you hear her story and, like, her background. i'm telling you, you read the first three -- you're addicted to this. i didn't want to put it down. i'm, like, i don't want this to end. and now a big movie. >> a movie coming out. just started filming this week. >> jimmy: no way. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: exciting. how cool! >> with my -- my all-time favorite director, david fincher. >> jimmy: david fincher. >> jimmy: who i'm obsessed with and have been, like, in a creepy, weird way for a long time. so, i was writing "gone girl," and this is how big my ego is. i was, like, i hope david fincher makes this into a movie. >> jimmy: no! as you're writing it? >> yeah, i was writing the book going, like, i hope he likes this scene, and then maybe some day he'll direct my movie. >> jimmy: aw. >> and then, there's, like -- then he's doing it. >> jimmy: how cool.
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like, dreams come true. how amazing is that? [ cheers and applause ] so happy for you. and ben affleck, i think, is perfect casting. perfect casting because he's a cool guy, but for a second you go, he could have killed his wife. >> the -- i mean -- [ light laughter ] the whole thing about the character nick is, like, you have to believe that, you know, he might have done something very, very wrong, and at the same time you have to be, like, but i kind of still want to have a beer with him. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's exactly -- yeah, and he can play that perfect. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i'm just freaking out. i'm super excited about this. and congratulations, also -- "dark places." >> yeah. >> jimmy: now that's being made into a movie as well. >> yes. >> jimmy: with charlize and chloe moretz. [ applause ] you're hitting homers. you're hitting homers. let's bring this back to number one on the bestseller list, you guys, all right?. this -- [ cheers and applause ] the late to the party book club. "gone girl." pick it up. you won't be able to put it down. it's so good. gillian, it is a pleasure. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on our show. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: gillian flynn. [ cheers and applause ] go read her books. they are fantastic. elvis costello and the roots perform after the break. stick around, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ phone ringing ]
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[ daughter ] hi mom. hey honey, the trip's great, very relaxing. are you sure you can't make it? but you come every year! you could be playing bingo right now! woooo! and there's movie night -- you love movies! [ laughs ] sorry honey, can't hear you -- bad connection. love you! [ laughs ] ♪ [ female announcer ] find progresso heart healthy soup on sale now at your local safeway store.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love these guys. we love this human here. our next guest just released the album "wise up ghost," a collaboration with our very own roots. he's back again tonight to perform the song "cinco minutos con vos" featuring the vocalist marisoul. please welcome elvis costello. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ i stood at the curb trying not to disturb the dark carnival crew and a glittering voice ♪ ♪ far off there said, rejoice as the casualties are but few going to tell you now before i forget myself ♪ ♪ i could let you loose but the key won't undo the lock and the face of the clock ♪ ♪ seemed to merrily mock these five minutes with you ♪ ♪
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[ singing in spanish ] [ singing in spanish ]
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♪ ♪ the propeller was droning i woke up alone they opened the door and they threw me through ♪ ♪ and down i went down like the twist of a screw down into the silver above me the blue ♪ ♪ and you stood there waiting but you never knew five minutes with you they can scatter ♪ ♪ the earth and find nothing of worth wipe out those years
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of triangular tears ♪ ♪ the colours will fly and the wild wind will cry i'm strapped to that mast knowing they ♪ ♪ wouldn't last for five minutes with you ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ five minutes with you ♪ five minutes with you ♪ five minutes with you
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, thank you very much thank you very much. elvis costello, marisoul, the roots. "wise up ghost" is in stores right now. visit for an exclusive bonus performance. my thanks to hugh jackman, gillian flynn, kenichi ebina, elvis costello -- [ cheers and applause ] marisoul -- [ cheers and applause ] -- and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow. i love you dad, i love you mom, buh-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪


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