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a cute discovery in antioch. employees at the police department heard noise coming from nearby bases. they found a gray tabby and little babies. the new crew lent a helping hand. >> that one looks more like me. that is all >> the jeff. >> aapi friday. thank you. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - joel mchale, zoey deutch, musical guest, saucy santana and featuring the legendary ros crew >> questlove: 1694 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's what i'm talking about. welcome. enjoy yourself i know that's a great crowd welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. thank you for watching [ cheers and applause
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let's get to some news let's get to some news guys, today the biden administration officially declared monkeypox a public health emergency yeah, another public health emergency. dr. fauci heard and was like, "you know, i think i'm going to move my retirement date up just a few months." [ laughter ] now that emergency has been declared, vaccine production will ramp up pfizer said, "on it. moderna said, "on it." johnson & johnson said, "not it." [ laughter ] "pass. but biden has been criticized for not moving faster to address the crisis today, he was like, "i'm sorry, which of the 40 current crisises are you referring to? [ laughter ] the president has been criticized for not moving faster biden heard and was like, "i'm 79 and moving as fast as i can. [ laughter ] "what do you want me to do?" some news from overseas. in response to speaker nancy pelosi's visit to taiwan, china has been conducting military exercises around the island you know a diplomatic visit went well when it's followed by a missile strike you know [ laughter ]
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pelosi went to -- to taiwan, said hello, and then hopped on her plane, and was like, "good luck with all that." [ laughter ] some more news from overseas, today, six months after she was arrested, brittney griner was sentenced to nine and a half years in a russian prison. [ audience groans now, biden will try to negotiate a deal to bring her home and if that doesn't work, he's going to send jon stewart to get the job done for him [ laughter ] come on. come on. thank god for jon stewart. [ cheers and applause did you guys see this? alex jones is currently being sued for defamation, and yesterday in court, he was on the stand when he learned that his attorneys accidentally sent years of his texts and emails to the rival lawyers [ cheers ] which proved that he had lied under oath [ audience oohs even rudy giuliani was like, "what the hell kind of idiot lawyer did you hire? [ laughter ] yep, there's so much crazy stuff going on right now, and we're living through some tense times. but we finally got some good news on an issue everyone has been worried about check this out >> klondike now says it could bring back the beloved choco taco in the coming years
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that's right president biden is getting some things done. that's right [ laughter ] the choco taco could return in the coming years apparently, you cannot rush the artisanal process of folding an ice cream cone in half [ laughter ] some entertainment news. tomorrow, netflix is debuting a big new series called "the sandman. everyone is talking about this it's about another world that exists when we sleep yeah, very interesting actually, when they made "the sandman," i guess they decided to have all the characters voiced by the other sandman, adam sandler [ laughter ] >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah check out the trailer i saw today. >> yes yes. that's good. oh, yeah shabba-da-woo. i'm the sandman. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: that looked good >> steve: wow.
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>> jimmy: hey, get this. i heard that former trump staffer alyssa farah griffin has been named as co-host of "the view. she went from working with trump to "the view." that's like walking out of a a hurricane and into a tornado [ laughter ] it's like walking from a a t.j. maxx and into an even louder t.j. maxx [ laughter ] hey, i saw that after nearly 60 years on nbc, the soap opera, "days of our lives," is moving to peacock. [ suspenseful music [ gasps >> tariq: what did you say [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "days of our lives" is moving to peacock [ gasps >> tariq: how dare you [ slap ] [ laughter ] tell me more >> jimmy: it will debut in -- [ suspenseful music september. [ gasps [ laughter ] >> tariq: how dare you [ slap ] [ laughter ] tell me more [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it will be replaced in the time slot by -- [ suspenseful music "nbc news.
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[ gasps [ laughter ] >> tariq: how dare you [ slap ] [ laughter ] [ slap ] [ laughter ] [ gasps how dare you >> jimmy: you said that already. you said that already. [ laughter ] >> tariq: tell me more >> jimmy: no never. not while you're holding that giant, throwable martini [ laughter ] >> tariq: i'm not going to throw this on you, man i'm drinking this thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right i thought you were going to throw it on me [ cheers and applause how dare you >> steve: where's his emmy >> jimmy: some business news red lobster just announced a a new sweepstakes that will award one person free red lobster for a year i'll be honest, this seems like more of a dare than a sweepstakes. [ laughter ] free red lobster for a year, it's like winning the mega millions but the exact opposite [ laughter ] it's -- red lobster is a a strange place. i like that they have every type of seafood you can think
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of and yet their most popular item is biscuits [ laughter ] hey, i read that the sales of beyond meat are down due to mediocre reviews and an overall drop in interest in plant-based foods. but beyond meat isn't giving up they just put out a new ad i saw this take a look. >> um, hello did you guys forget about us here at beyond meat? where else are you going to find a burger that's got fake blood, gooey texture and an overt air of superiority oh, and did we mention it's expensive? so, come eat a plant puck you dumb [ bleep ] [ laughter ] beyond meat. if things don't get better, we're just gonna sneak in some real cow [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: that's bold. >> jimmy: aggressive >> steve: bold very bold. >> jimmy: yeah, bold >> steve: indeed >> jimmy: finally, the movie, "bullet train," comes out in theaters and imax tomorrow i'm excited about this [ cheers and applause it's got brad pitt, sandra bullock, michael shannon, bad bunny [ cheers and applause i'm so excited
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in fact, i sat down with brad pitt the other day to talk about the film, and it sounds pretty rad watch this >> jimmy: brad, it's great to see you. thank you for joining me today >> jimmy, it's great to see you, too [ cheers and applause thanks for having me >> jimmy: so, tell me, how would you describe your new film, "bullet train" >> like this ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ do you believ in heaven abov do you believe in love don't tell a lie ♪ ♪ don't be false and untrue it all comes back to you send me an angel send me an angel ♪ ♪ right now send me an angel
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send me an angel right now ♪ ♪ right now ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow. so, action-packed and beautiful? >> yeah, pretty much [ cheers and applause [ bicycle bell dinging ] >> jimmy: my thanks to brad pitt. "bullet train" is in theaters and imax tomorrow. thank you, brad! [ cheers and applause guys, just a reminder, next tuesday, august 9th, will be the premiere of my new show on nbc, "password." [ cheers and applause check it out keke palmer hosting. celebrity guests after "agt," tuesday nights. and i also want to remind you that our book club has started "tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" is our fallon book club choice. start reading it [ cheers and applause and if you want to start reading it, start reading it
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now and follow us on the socials. i'm reading it with you, and it's really, really good i am loving it guys, we have a great show he is the host of the new competition series, "celebrity beef," which airs tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. on e! joel mchale is here tonight. [ cheers and applause she stars in and produces the new movie, "not okay," which is streaming now on hulu. zoey deutch is on the show [ cheers and applause and we've got great music from saucy santana. >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: "booty!" >> steve: "booty!" >> jimmy: "booty!" >> steve: it's got the advisory right there on the hand. >> jimmy: yeah you know, it's the end of the week and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. and i was running a bit behind [ cheers and applause i'd like to write out some thank you notes right now if that's okay with you roots, can you -- thank you. ♪ appreciate it. ♪
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thank you, appetizers that come in threes, for guaranteeing that this date is going to get awkward real quick [ laughter and applause >> steve: for you. >> jimmy: no, you. >> steve: for you. no, no, no, go ahead go ahead >> jimmy: i'm not even that hungry [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, door-knockers, for being like if my front door got a nipple ring [ laughter and applause >> steve: hey, don't take shame. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, dream from "the sandman," for looking like if tom brady came out of retirement to play for my chemical romance [ laughter and applause ♪ thank you, suitcases, for being a great way to carry every item of clothing except suits [ laughter and applause
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♪ thank you, "the bachelorettes," gabby and rachel, for looking like i tried to draw the bush twins from memory. [ laughter and applause >> steve: almost ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, apple crumble, for being a muffin that took off its spanx. [ laughter and applause >> steve: ah, finally! are you going to eat that appetizer? [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, acorns, for being hazelnuts that went to paris ooh. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: "oui oui." >> steve: "oh, oui oui, mr. squirrel." [ laughter ]
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"bonjour." ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, riding lawnmowers, for convincing dads it's a good idea to drink four beers and then climb on top of an upside-down helicopter. [ laughter and applause there you have it. those are my thank you notes i'm playing "musical beers" with joel mchale and zoey deutch after the break. stick around "musical beers." [ cheers and applause ♪ >> tariq: could you move back a little bit ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause (vo) with every generation, the subaru forester has been a leader in crash safety. working to undo the impact a crash can have on your life. which has led the forester to even be able to detect danger and stop itself. the subaru forester has earned the i-i-h-s top safety pick plus, nine times.
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now you know. try it for free at ♪ [ cheers and applause >> tariq: you're crazy, man. >> jimmy: welcome back we're crazy. welcome back to "the tonight show." i'm here with kirk and tariq from the roots [ cheers and applause and we're about to play a game called "musical beers. but first we're gonna need a a few more players he is the host of "celebrity beef" airing tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. on e! give it up for joel mchale [ cheers and applause ♪ joel, back here.
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joel, back here. no, joel, come back. joel, come back here come back. [ cheers and applause there he goes. stay here. plus, she stars in the new movie "not okay," which is streaming now on hulu. please welcome zoey deutch [ cheers and applause ♪ now, the game works like musical chairs, but instead of diving into empty chairs, we're going to be grabbing these red cups of beer when the music stops, one person will be left empty handed they are out of the game, and have to hangout with our d.j. up there. d.j. sam the butcher [ laughter ] we're going to do four rounds. the last one standing is the musical beers champion everyone space yourselves out. let's get ready. when the music stops, that's when you have to grab your beer >> is it a bad time to mention that i'm an alcoholic? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's why we put you in this game >> okay. thank you. m♪ >> tariq: could you move back
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a little bit ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, no you take it. no, no, no i could never. i am the host. i could never. please just drink that warm beer and - [ laughter ] that - [ cheers and applause ♪ all right. now there are three beers on there. higgins, good job. >> really? >> jimmy: zoey, do it for us come on, bud ♪ joel, good luck. be careful you never know, kirk you're too competitive, buddy.
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oh, my god ♪ tariq, do not touch that it did stop! it stopped [ cheers and applause yes! >> what? >> jimmy: it stopped go, joel >> jimmy: kirk, come up here with me. [ cheers and applause >> i ain't going out like that again. [ cheers and applause >> oh, my gosh >> i'm pretty drunk now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: joel, the garbage can is in the middle, not our stage. thank you very much. okay, here we go ♪ it's going faster now. here we go good luck, everybody tariq's been practicing. oh, my gosh. ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: keep going keep going it didn't stop it's just slow he's messing with your mind. wow! [ sad tuba ]
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[ cheers and applause that's all right all right. the last cup has been placed it's zoey versus tariq for the champ, "musical beers. zoey, you know who i'm rooting for. [ cheers and applause d.j. fievel goes west, let's do it ♪ >> this is some terrifying music. >> why does it have to be so spooky >> jimmy: he plays birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, whatever you need, he's there >> it's haunting ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my god take it seriously! >> take beer musical chairs seriously! ♪ >> jimmy: ah ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my god tariq, you can't just stand there. >> tariq: i'm afraid [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the winner >> it's really you finish this. [ dinging ♪ [ cheers and applause
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was that fair? >> jimmy: yes. come on, bud our thanks to joel mchale, zoey deutch, the champ [ cheers and applause we're talking to joel mchale after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> you know what teenagers love sightseeing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no interest at all >> hey, we took them to stonehenge and they were like -- my 14-year-old was like, "wow look at this pile of rocks thank you. welcome to my digestive system. it's pretty calm in here with align probiotic. you see... your gut has good and bad bacteria. and when you get off balance, you may feel it. the bloating, the gas - but align helps me trust my gut again. plus, its recommended by doctors nearly 2x more than any other probiotic brand. just one a day naturally helps promote a balanced gut.
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>> jimmy: our first guest is a a talented actor, and the host of the new competition series called "celebrity beef" which airs tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. on e! please welcome, joel mchale. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: joel >> thank you, thank you for telling them to stand. >> jimmy: i did not tell them. that was you i do want to say before we even start this interview, thank you so much. you're one of the nicest guys d obviously, we're going to get to all of the fun jokes and stuff, but seriously -
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>> you know that's bull [ bleep ]. i'm a dick [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you are not. i just want to say, you really are. you did me a solid you did an episode of "password. >> yes, this tuesday >> jimmy: this tuesday >> yes, wait til you see that keke palmer. >> jimmy: that's exactly right that's the secret ingredient >> she is a comedy alien >> jimmy: she's unbelievable, right? >> she pisses me off she's so funny. [ laughter ] she's 28 >> jimmy: yeah, she's the greatest >> i was still like, "i should get a keg. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's got it figured out. >> she is so funny >> jimmy: thank you again for doing that >> thank you for having me i would love to come back and host it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you just said how great she was. >> look at that. they're into it. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: no, ythey're not into it you keep asking them you were telling me backstage that you just came back from london, which i do love london you went with the family >> oh, no, i didn't go i'm just kidding yes -- i'm sorry
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yes. i have cousins that got married -- not cousins i mean, they're cousins -- they're not related. they're royalty. no so, happy wedding brandon and anna yes, it was beautiful. it was great british weather. it was 104 yeah i was like, you people live like animals but i drove for the first time ever on the left side of the road >> jimmy: does that make you nervous? >> yeah. it's like training a cat it was all wrong it felt like i was playing grand theft auto, like, with a a mirror [ laughter ] and i was so nervous and my kids were like, "can you turn on the music? i'm like, "no, i'm trying to keep us alive. [ laughter ] and then i got good at it. then i was just like, "watch this left turn." and we're staying over here.
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so, then i feel like my final test was i drove through trafalgar square in piccadilly circus >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> i had a couple of beers >> jimmy: no, no, no >> i was blasting oasis. >> jimmy: that's what you do in london how old are the kids now >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ball park. ball park, ball park >> they're 14 and 17 >> yeah. >> and you know what teenagers love sightseeing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no interest at all >> hey, we took them to stonehenge and they were like -- my 14-year-old was like, "wow look at this pile of rocks thank you. [ laughter ] this is really great." >> jimmy: wow. i see they get their sarcasm from dad >> then we took them to salisbury cathedral. see? [ light laughter ] and it's an enormous -- it's a a beautiful church that the poor built and my 14-year-old, again, was like, "i am not going in there there is no god. no, he didn't say that he was like, "i don't want to go in there. and then you go in there, and he's like all the former, you know, cardinals or whatever are buried there it would be like if lorne michaels was buried in
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the "snl" stage when he died so, the 14-year-old was like -- and he was like, "it's very weird that they bury people at work." [ laughter ] so, he was, like - >> jimmy: i understand, yeah, yeah, yeah >> let's keep it moving. and then my 17-year-old, he's much more -- he's mellow and he's just like, "dad, you always know how to say the wrong thing at the worst time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> and i was like, "yep, that's my kids. >> jimmy: that's my kid, right there. i saw you were all over the internet you know i saw you on the socials too. but you were all over the internet because you did this celebrity soft ball game >> i did, yeah >> jimmy: at dodger stadium? >> yeah, it was -- i thought it was just a local dodger celebrity game, and it was not it was for all-star weekend. i found out i replaced rob lowe
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[ light laughter ] so, that was a first and if you had told me when "st. elmo's fire" came out that would happen, i'd be like, i'm living the dream >> jimmy: you look good, buddy i gotta say, i got a photo >> i hit a home run. and, oh, look. yeah so, this is -- [ cheers and applause no, no no, no, no >> jimmy: what do you mean >> it was an in the park home run. if you play softball, if you just keep running, someone is going to make a mistake. [ laughter ] and the ball was flying all over the place i was like, "dreams are coming true." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, man. >> there's a marvel star right there. so, i couldn't believe -- it was better than the birth of my kids, my marriage -- [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, that's not true i like how people are like, "oh, are you being serious?" yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you are as sarcastic as your kids turned out to be. yeah, of course. yeah i will say that you're getting buzz off that, because that was you and bad bunny, i saw, were hanging out.
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>> yeah, see, there you go i'm so old, they were like, bad bunny is going to be there i was like, sounds like a funko pop. [ laughter ] and then he showed up -- how dare you [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] no, i just want to say i just got rim shot by an oscar winner >> jimmy: another dream come true >> that's a dream come true right there. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: another dream. the dreams keep coming true for joel mchale. >> and then when i told my 14-year-old, i was like, "do you know who bad bunny is? and he was just like, ugh. and then he walked out of the room i was like, "i guess you do know who he is." >> jimmy: that happens and then you're on the show, by the way, which i have not seen the other show i know i'm going to love >> thank you for being honest though because if you were like, 'i loved it." and i was like, "which part? and you would be like, "all of it." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have not seen it yet. it's called "the bear. >> oh, that one? >> jimmy: oh, i haven't seen your other show either
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[ laughter ] >> don't worry about it. >> jimmy: i've a lot of things to do. i'll get around to it. a bunch of rocks and stonehenge "the bear. i feel like this is made for me >> you love cooking. >> jimmy: i love cooking >> i was in that show for three minutes. >> jimmy: i know it doesn't matter. you could be the star. >> i really was. and i literally have gotten more response from that than an entire year on a sitcom on cbs [ laughter ] i am not kidding >> jimmy: i can't wait to watch it because i know i'm going to love it. >> i play a horrible person. >> jimmy: congrats on that >> i mean the hero >> jimmy: a hero let's talk about "celebrity beef." >> "celebrity beef." >> jimmy: this is a competition series you are the host you are the judge. can you set this up for everybody? >> yeah, this is my ted talk this is an important show. it's basically celebrities cooking, and yelling at each other over some small -- >> jimmy: two celebrity friends, and they just have a little - >> something rachel harris and cheryl hines were on. >> jimmy: cheryl hines i saw a a clip of.
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>> and rachel harris always changes hotel rooms, and it really makes cheryl mad. so, that's the extent of the argument it's not like, "you killed my father." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, it's fun, but it's cooking >> it's screwing around. >> jimmy: it's joel mchale being quick and funny, which you always are i want to show everyone a clip here's joel mchale in "celebrity beef. take a look at this. >> now this looks really good. what the hell did you do first, it looks like some sort of farming machine accident. >> innard. >> now it looks absolutely perfect. it goes a little bit to the left, but still. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "celebrity beef" airs tuesday at 10:00 p.m. on e that's joel mchale zoey deutch joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪♪ thanks. - whoa. - jake from state farm, i really need to know.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented actor who stars in and produ "not okay," which is streaming now on hulu. everyone please welcome, zoey deutch. ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: zoey zoey deutch. welcome back to the show we love having you here. and gosh, that got real competitive with that game, and i apologize. >> so did i. i think it's fair to say that zimmy won. jimmy and zoey together. don't you think? >> jimmy: i'll take a win for zimmy, anytime [ applause ] >> i think you gave that to me >> jimmy: can i just say how excited i am that you're here
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because i'm talking to a star of the marvel cinematic universe >> are you >> jimmy: yes, do you know that >> well, okay. i was in -- well, i played "girl in the bathroom who got attacked by the lizard coming out of the toilet" in "the amazing spider-man." i'm sure you guys all saw me in that, right? >> jimmy: of course. we loved it. [ cheers and applause that was our favorite -- that was my favorite - >> maybe there wasn't an immediate clap because i was actually credited as "gossip girl." so maybe that's maybe more of what you recognized me as. [ laughter ] but i was in one scene >> jimmy: was andrew garfield in it with you >> yes, andrew garfield -- no, he wasn't in this scene. >> jimmy: no, of course not. >> no, just a lizard >> jimmy: i was just testing you to see if you remember >> i remembered it it was one scene, i had no lines. i was so excited and for whatever reason, they used that scene as the, like, teaser at comic-con. and so, people thought i had a a big part and kept saying to me like, "oh, my god, you're the star of 'the amazing spider-man.' i didn't know that you were the star of 'the amazing spider-man.' it's like, i didn't either [ laughter ] but i went to the theaters and
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i was cut out of the movie so, it doesn't really have a a happy ending [ laughter ] but i think technically, i'm in the mcu, like the in the black hole part of the mcu >> jimmy: but you were cut out of the film, unfortunately, so no one got to see it >> i have not seen it. >> jimmy: but i have friends in high places. [ light laughter ] i got the clip >> i actually really haven't seen this so i don't know -- >> jimmy: no, really we have the clip i'm going to show it to you. also, i want to have the camera on you 'cause i want to see your reaction. [ laughter ] i will say the visual effects are not quite there because it actually was cut out of the film but this is zoey deutch in "the amazing spider-man." let's take a look at this. the debut. [ cheers and applause >> oh, my gosh ♪ >> jimmy: there you go >> wow [ growling ] oh, my god
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♪ [ screams >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause that is unbelievable >> really? >> jimmy: yes, i loved it. >> it feels like -- wow, that was interesting. >> jimmy: i loved it >> cgi has gotten a lot better in the last ten years. and i hope my acting, too. >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] your new movie, "not okay," by the way, is the name of the movie. >> are you okay? >> jimmy: i am okay. >> you guys okay >> jimmy: yeah, we're okay [ cheers and applause in this movie, your character tells a lie that gets out of hand are you a good liar in real life >> i don't know. am i no, i'm a good liar but then i have to immediately confess like i just did. >> jimmy: but i heard that you're good at telling if someone is telling a lie >> my sister says that i'm a a human lie detector, but i don't know i don't know >> jimmy: i want to challenge you to maybe a game of "two truths and a lie" if that's okay with you. >> okay. >> jimmy: on your card here, two truths about you and a lie [ applause ] i don't know and i have mine here okay, i have here. so maybe you read yours first. two of these are true and one is a lie i'm going see if i can guess
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yours. >> in a span of two years -- >> jimmy: that's a lie [ laughter ] >> -- i got stuck in three different elevators. i took -- do you want to ask me questions, or shall i continue >> jimmy: do i ask questions >> i don't know. if you want to >> jimmy: i think you're being too forward. i think it's true. >> okay. i took my pet beetle with me to school for a month [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pet beetle >> beetle fren >> jimmy: what's his name? >> beetle fren f-r-e-n. >> jimmy: beetle fren? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that makes me believe that it's true, but how could you invent the name beetle fren it's really cute okay beetle fren. do you miss beetle fren? >> he was always dead. >> jimmy: okay all right. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh, your pet was always dead. all right. >> it was always dead. i once peed my pants on robert de niro's plane [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, are you sure this is not my truth [ laughter ]
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>> they mixed up the cards >> jimmy: wow, you peed your pants on robert de niro's plane. i feel like maybe you were a a baby osoanyou might have done that >> why would i be -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: gosh, what was the first one again? stuck in three elevators >> in the span of two years i got stuck in three different elevators. >> jimmy: i think the first one is a lie >> unfortunately, you are wrong, jimmy [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: do you get to tell me which -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did stuck in an elevator >> no, i didn't take my pet beetle with me to school for a a month. i had a pet beetle, but i didn't take it to school i'm sorry. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. you tricked me >> well, that's the game i'm supposed to trick you. >> jimmy: i know beetle fren. how did you -- and how old were you when you peed your pants on robert de niro's plane >> that was really recently, unfortunately. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] what in the world? >> that was very recently. >> jimmy: oh, my god were you just --
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>> well, the bathroom didn't work and i had to pee. i always have to pee >> jimmy: okay >> i have to now because we just played a beer game. so, i don't know what's going to happen here, folks. it could be exciting content for tonight. [ laughter ] n tell >> please. >> jimmy: okay, i'm going to run through these. ready? >> no questions. okay got it >> jimmy: i stole something from the set of the "seinfeld" series finale. when big bird was on the show, a feather fell off of him and i kept the feather and taped it to the bottom of this desk >> that's true that's true. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you think that's true >> i think that's true >> jimmy: i got locked in a bathroom on a boat at a pitbull party. justin timberlake rescued me [ laughter ] >> well, i've also gotten trapped in a bathroom on a a boat not pitbull's boat but, hmm >> jimmy: you got to have goals. >> it feels you're trying to trick me with the timberlake -- oh, gosh it's one or three. it's one or three. oh, gosh what was the thing that you
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stole from the set what was the thing that you stole from the set oh, now you're trying to trick me you're too good at this. you know exactly what you're doing. >> jimmy: i don't remember it was years ago >> you're a liar you know exactly what you took tell me, jimmy what did you take? >> jimmy: i took a -- you'd think it would be like cereal or something, but no i took a toothbrush. >> for some reason, it's so bad that i feel like that one must be true, and i feel like this one is the lie because you're friends with him and it's a -- uh oh. >> jimmy: you're really good you're correct yes, i was never locked in a a bathroom ever. [ cheers and applause ♪ you are very good. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: i snuck into the "seinfeld" finale and i stole a toothbrush >> i found one thing i'm good at >> jimmy: wow, you're good at a lot of things. musical beers, hello [ laughter ] can we tell everyone what "not okay" is about >> yes "not okay" is about -- it's a satire about a girl named danni sanders who fakes a trip on instagram to paris to
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impress her co-worker. >> jimmy: yeah >> and while she allegedly there, a terrorist attack happens and she lies and says that she survives it and it's the unraveling of the lie and her finding out the hard way that the internet loves a takedown that is what it's about. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's zoey deutch in "not okay." take a look at this. >> hey, mom. guess what i got invited to a writers retreat in paris yes, really. no, it's not a scam. it has a website hey, guys. crazy plot twist i got an email today inviting me to go on this retreat in paris. i'm on my way to the airport ♪ >> so for this we're going to be taking this concealant and we're going dot, dot, dot. ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: zoey deutch, everybody. [ cheers and applause i just want to show you this >> there it is >> jimmy: "not okay" is streaming now on hulu. we'll be right back with a a performance from saucy santana. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪♪ i'm here for... your annual eye exam. because i'm having trouble... reading. exactly. they sort of make me feel... like i'm the most fabulous thing you've ever seen? exactly. i'll take 'em. ♪♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: making his late night debut performing his hit "booty," give it up for saucy santana!
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what else make 'em mad like thi what else make 'em ♪ ♪ act like this yeah, i know you like my booty, booty, booty, booty booty, booty, booty, booty ♪ ♪ yeah, i know you like m booty, booty, booty, booty booty, booty, booty, booty booty, booty, booty ♪ ♪ booty, boot flat tummy and my shade one of 99 reason that they hate me ♪ ♪ love it when i poke it ou and act fake sleep hit it from the back making beats like ♪ ♪ tay keith girl, he love it her i'ma shake it like dic wrapped around my finger ♪ ♪ booty make him cr booty make a swipe booty walk him in th store and tell him ♪ ♪ hurry up and bu shake what you doctor gave ya it's a lot of haters ♪ ♪ wishing they coul see me fai shake what you doctor gave ya ♪ ♪ i'ma make him pay the second round of this bbl who else got a like this ♪ ♪ who else throw it back like this what else make 'em mad like this ♪ ♪ what else make 'e act like thi yeah, i know you like my booty, booty, booty, booty ♪ ♪ booty, booty, booty, boot booty, booty, boot booty, booty yeah, i know you like my ♪ ♪ booty, booty, booty, boot booty, booty, booty, booty booty, booty, boot booty, booty ♪ ♪ yeah, i know you like m
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to joel mchale, zoey deutch, brad pitt, saucy santana, once again! [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- ll cool j. star of "the resort," actress cristin milioti. an all new "closer look. featuring the 8g band with giulliana merello. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the conservative political action conference, or cpac, kicked off today in texas.


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