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it's it's that time of year when we team up with brian ross to present the year in behaving badly. already, thousands of you have cast your votes from the world of finance to celebrity scandals and everything in between. so, who gets your bernie? weigh in by clicking on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com and tune in on december 30th to see who picks up a not so much coveted 2009 bernie award. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel and this is yoostar, the revolutionary new entertainment system that brings big-budget hollywood special effects into your home to make you the star of famous movies and tv scenes. all you do ichoose one of hundreds of scenes available on yoostar.com, like something from the classic "gone with the wind," for instance. then, you stick yourself between
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the portable green screen and yoostar's studio-grade webcam, and after a few easy steps, you'll be ready to shoot, like i did earlier. one of these days, a person is going to build a house made out of pizza. a pizza house. covered with cheese and sauce and maybe even pepperoni! >> well, i suppose you think you're the proper person. >> jimmy: yes i am. and you're not allowed in it. >> you're a conceited, black-hearted varmint, rhett butler. >> jimmy: i really am, aren't i? invite your friends and family over for a yoostar party and upload your performances to yoostar.com to share them with the whole world, even the countries we don't like! dicky: visit yoostar.com today. yoostar, they put you in the movies. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with nigel lythgoe, music from michael mcdonald and zach braff.
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>> d >> dicky: from hollywood, it's immy kimmel live!"
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tonight -- zach braff. from "so you think you can dance," nigel lythgoe. and music from michael mcdonald. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, making spirits bright, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you.
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hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show, and thank you for being here. i want you to know, i made a donation in all of your names to the bacon of the month club. nine days left until christmas. poor tiger woods. only has nine days left to find the huge diamond the old lady threw off the deck of the titanic. santa claus has a plan to fly around the world to deliver toys to the good little boys and girls. it's being blocked right now by joe lieberman. political joke. oprah visited the obamas at the white house on sunday night for her christmas at the white house special. she's thinking of wifing the white house, and scouting it. this is oprah's first sitdown interview with the president and first lady since the election, and i know they're friends and all, but -- maybe it's just me. it seemed like oprah was a bit too comfortable with them. >> where does all the poop go?
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>> gosh, that's a good question. >> are you drinking recycled poop water? >> um -- >> uh -- uh -- >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you see what i mean? it's inappropriate. it's -- i'm afraid to say it. not a fun weekend for the prime minister of italy. a man hit silvio beryl coney in the face. broke his nose and two of his teeth. did you see this? this is the video. you know what? wait a minute. wrong italian i had there. that was prime minister snooki from "jersey shore." the coconut tanning oil deflected the force of the blow and she is okay. have you seen this show? [ applause ]
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it's on mtv and thursday nights. it's a huge hit because of the controversy surrounding the show. some italian-american group don't like it. they say it promotes unfair stereotypes, but in fairness to the kids that are on it, it's a reality show and part of the fun of reality shows is they have reallyittle to do with reality. i'm italian. i don't grease my body up, unless i hpen to be eating sausage in the nude and it happens accidentally. don't, though, i thought we might show you a more wholesome side of these talented young italian american pformers. we give you now the story of christmas. [ applause ] >> it was the night before christmas. the three wise men were traveling across the desert. >> sure is a long trip across the desert. >> i'm freaking tired.
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>> i'm hungry as hell. did anybody see my stomach lately? >> the wise men liked to show everyone his stomach. the kings were following a big star. >> follow that big star. >> yeah, hopefully it will lead us to baby king. >> and we'll bring him gifts of gold, fran kin sense and myhrr. >> the king wanted the gifts for himself. >> i don't care what king wants, i brought the kids for the baby jesus. >> i tote lally agree. >> finally the business men found the baby jesus. >> oh, my god. baby jesus. i brought you some gold. >> i brought you fran kin sense.
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[ laughter ] >> and i brought you some myhrr, baby jesus. >> and then thbaby was happy and christmas day was born. >> merry christmas, baby jesus. >> you want to see my stomach? >> jimmy: that's beautiful. mike, snooki and pauly d from "jersey shore." i'm pretty sure that camel just ate the baby jesus. well, that is un -- we're going to get letters for that. tonight on abc, the annual charlie brown christmas special. this is the special where charlie brown worries that christmas has become too commercial, until linus explains about peace on earth.
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then they go to commercials and they come back and continue it. i've probably seen this 30 times but i watched it again this year and maybe it's just because of what's going on in the news, but i noticed something that i had never seen before. >> places, everybody. set the mood for the first scene. ♪ >> work it, girl. you are a girl, right? oh, yeah. wow, you got a weird body. >> good grief! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he almost looa little bit like tiger woods. all over the country this week, high school aged boys are quitting the football team and taking up golf. over the weekend, new alleged mistress came forward. that's 14 now, which makes tiger woods eligible for a free six-foot sub. but -- it's good news that it
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was only one, the rate of new mistresses is declining. the bad news is, some of the established mistresses are mutating into a more deadly strain. [ laughter ] one -- the latest name is teresa rogers. she's 48 years old. she said she was with tiger for five years. 48? a cougar and a tiger. needless to sa zoo officials are puzzled. it's interesting to me that tiger woods is a mixed race guy but of all the women who have come forward to say they had sex with them, not one asian or african-american in the bunch. you put these women together in a room, it looks like a michael buble convert. you know whait is? you know once you go black, you n never go back and wanted the option of going back if he needed to. some of tiger's sponsors aren't waiting around for mistress 15
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to appear. so far, accenture, which is a consulting company has dropped him. gillette says they won't run ads for the time being. at&t says they're re-evaluating their relationship. and gatorade discontinued a drink. they are going back to changing the name on "the brady bunch." that's true. that's not a joke. tiger stands to lose millions of dollars in endorsement money. but he picked up a new sponsor today that should earn him some much-needed holiday cash. >> want to meet great guys who are looking for commitment? >> yeah. >> then this is not the chat line for you. >> hey, it's tiger. >> it's tiger chat line. where you can talk live to tiger woods any time of the day or night. >> i need you to do me huge favor. >> what do you need me to do? talking to tiger woods is fun and exciting. and who knows? you might even get a call from his hot wife, too. >> my wife went through my phone
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and may be calling you. >> oh la la. >> the call is safe, anonymous and wild. >> you want me to spank you, you naughty tiger. >> you got to do this for me. >> oh,ly. >> don't waste time in bars or golf clubs. meet tiger now. >> hi. i've been hooking many drive to the left and -- hello? tiger? >> sorry, no golf talk. tiger's chat line is just for ladies, so don't wait for tiger to hit you with his suv. call today. [ applause ] >> jimmy: tiger's wife elin was spotted in florida pumping gas without her wedding ring on. tiger's public statements have been thus far on his twitter page. you can see. still hiding, still hiding. wouldn't it be great if when
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tiger emerges from his house he's very, very fat? it would be, is the answer. this next story is from columbia, by way of msnbc. if you have male body parts, you might want to plug your ears. >> sanchez says he castrated himself to avoid cheating on his wife after she refused to have sex with him. sanchez says he removed his genitalia with a shaving razor. he claims he used a technique he animals.while working with farm >> jimmy: at least he knew what he was doing. i thought it would be funny if we change the video for that. keep the audio. basically the same. here it is again, with different video. >> tiger woods -- >> castrated himself to avoid cheating on his wife. he removed his genitalia with a shaving razor. >> jimmy: that's better, right? tter like that.
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2010 is only a couple of weeks ago. that means the end of the decade. when we reh a milestone like this, it traditional to recognize the people who made our time on this planet more interesting. all week this week, we pay tribute to some of the favorite moments for the past ten years. tonight, we present the award for best mispronounced word of the decade. and the nominees are? george w. bush. >> continue to enhance protection at our borders and nuclear power plants. >> jimmy: george bush. >> this war will end in the defeat of the totalitarians. >> jimmy: george w. bush. >> looking for a book to read. you ought to try shakespeares. >> this is achange. >> jimmy: i have an eclectic
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reading list. >> jimmy: george w. bush. >> let me make clear. peace and security in northeast asia and knnuclear free peninsu. >> jimmy: and george w. bush. >> underestimated the compassion of our country. think they misunderestimated the little and the determination of the commander in chief, too. >> jimmy: and the winner is? envelope, please? thank you. george w. bush! [ applause ] >> accepting for george w. bush, snooki fro"jersey shore." >> thank you. thank you, thank you. i've never met president bush but i'm sure he would be honored by this award.
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i would like to thank god and the people in new freaking jersey. thank you? >> jimmy: snooki, everybody. on the show tonight, from "so you thinkouan dance," nigel lythgoe. we have music from michael mcdonald. and we'll be right back with zach braff. at first we were against it. he's so not your type! he goes out like every night. ♪ you know eventually he took to what she liked... - and he learned about her. - yeah. - that's true. he really made an effort. but there really is a fine line between romance and stalking. yeah but he walked it... like a pro! ♪ this is love introducing bud light golden wheat. light beer. huge flavor. ♪ love at first sight they hooked up and you're gonna fall in love.
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>> jimmy: it's so nice to be here with everyone. with us, judge and executive producer from the show "so you think you can dance," nigel lythgoe is here. also tonight, a great singer, his new album, "this christmas," is out now, michael mcdonald is here with us. tomorrow night we'll be joined by ty pennington, chicken whisperer joshua mccarthy and norah jones. then, later this week, rachel mcadams, john krasinsky,
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director james cameron, johnny galecki and music from allison iraheta and mary j. blige. also, a quick personal message to guillermo's three cousins. if you're in the market for a sweater, wait a couple weeks. >> it's cold. >> jimmy: right guillermo? >> but we can't say why. it's a secret. >> next week. >> jimmy: exactly. our first guest tonight is not dead, despite what youay have read on the internet. he stars in the rocky balboa of sitcoms, "scrubs," which airs here on abc tuesdays at 9:00. please say hello to zach braff. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> we're not going to have any time for the interview now. keep it going! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: like the oprah show. happy hanukkah, first of all. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: you're right in the middle of it. we need a bit of an explanation. >> you can't kill the show. >> many have tries. >> jimmy: show was on nbc for -- >> seven seasons. >> jimmy: seven seasons. then, nbc said -- >> nbc said enough, it's over. >> jimmy: abc said, we'll take it. >> abc said, we like it. let's have a big finale. we hugged good-bye. >> jimmy: you had a big fan nallley last year. >> we showed the behind the scenes clips and everyone was moving out. they called, said, want to do more? and we said, sure. >> jimmy: did anyone go -- well, what about the finale. how do we explain that?
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>> it's tv. you're like, twhaunt crazy when we said good-bye? there's a little bit of an explanation. in all seriousness, it's sort of a spin-off in a sense. i'm there for the first six to launch this into its new incarnation which focuses on the med school of the hospital. >> jimmy: you are focusing on the scrubbing now. >> there's a little bit more scrubbing and a little less me. we brought in new cast members and it's good. in all seriousness, the fans have been so passionate about it. they kind of campaigns and kept it going, and it's been nine years the show keeps going. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is unbelievable. i don't know if you guys looked into it, but has that ever happened before where a show had a series finale and then came back? >> i think -- no, it probably hasn't. i think if it was called -- if the spin-off, "all in the family" was called one thing, they spun off "the jeffersons." >> jimmy: like, "after mash" came after mash.
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>> "frazier," "cheers." >> jimmy: it doesn't make sense. but who cares. >> just watch it. >> jimmy: as a fall-back, you opened a restaurant in new york. >> i'm not there cooking every day. >> jimmy: that's probably for the best. >> i have a friend who is an amazing chef and i invested in a restaurant called the mermaid oyster bar. if you are in new york, anybody, please go. >> jimmy: now, do you serve oysters and mermaids and stuff like that? >> we don't serve actual mermaids. though, if we did business would be amazing. >> jimmy: it would be, yeah. >> can you imagine? how's the mermaid tonight? amazing. no, it's an oyster bar. it's a raw bar, seafood place. in the west village. it just really cool. it's fun. >> jimmy: as a jew, it a little bit -- >> as a jew. >> jimmy: is it weird to open up a -- >> i love questions that art is like, well, as a jew --
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>> jimmy: it a little bit weird to -- >> my dad's kosher. i was like, i invested in a restaurant. you can't eat anything there. no, i -- >> jimmy: what did he say? >> i opened a bacon double cheeseburger joint across the street. sorry. he's very happy about it there are things he can get. it is a focus on seafood. >> jimmy: and the word oiy is right there in oyster, so that's a little somhing, right? i mean -- you guys are famous for your lobster rolls. >> the lobster rolls are very good. 16 different types of oysters. i grew up kosher. i never ate any of this stuff. >> jimmy: you must be going >> it's funny, gwing up, from 0 to 13, i had to be cornekosh . my father was so big on being a man at 13, if i were a man, i would like to be able to eat shell fish.
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and, sort of confused him. i outlogiced him. i ran to the mall and, like, covered, you know, filled myself with bacon double cheeseburgers and lobster. >> jimmy: and? >> i didn't like it that much. when you go by the lobster tank, you're like what the f is going on in there? we can eat those. i didn't really like it that much. >> jimmy: you didn't like the bacon double cheese berger? >> i like it without the bacon. swine is a weird thing to eat. it tastes kind of good but it's an acquired taste. >> jimmy: everything is a weird thing to eat, if you think about it. nilg that was at one time being petted is weird that we chop it into pieces and eat it. >> a lot of kids ate bacon. if you grew up on that, it's one ing. it's weird to get used to. >> jimmy: to me -- when i talk to vegetarians about this, they say the one thing if they had to try one thing it would be bacon. >> really? >> jimmy: they go for the bacon. it's because it's beyond
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recognition as a piece of animal anymore. >> it's fried strips of pig fat. jg right. and how can that not be appealing? now, you -- did you meet the cast of "jersey shore?" i have a photograph -- when was this taken? >> this was at the -- you can see i was a little caught offguard by the whole thing. you know, i'm from new jersey, and these people are very wonderful. but i do think it's not really great for the new jersey board of tourism. >> jimmy: you don't, huh? >> i would like to say on behalf of the new jersey board of tourism if i may speak for them, as lovely as niece people are, there are a lot of areas of the jersey shore that are not like what's depicted in the show. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yes. there's some areas where people aren't fighting and beating each other up and punching each other in the face. >> jimmy: you made a movie called "garden state," so, you must be proud of your state and -- >> thank you, thank you.
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i'm proud of my state and i feel like, you know, this is -- look. this is the way i sum it up. when you go to airports in most states, they have, like, tokens of what it's like to be in the state. jfk, statue of liberties, here, all sorts of hollywood memorabilia. in newark, they have sopranos shot glasses. that's what they sell. so, sew plan knows, that was slowly fading out, jersey had a chance to be known for something else and here comes snooki. >> jimmy: and this was it. >> don't get me wrong, i will buy a snooki shot glass. >> jimmy: well, sure. met them, and they were very nice, but poor jersey. not the best pr. >> jimmy: this is an interesting thing. there's a website dedicated to men who look like you? >> i don't know. ople are weird on the internet about me. they do all kinds of weird stuff about me on the web. and this is just the latest one, it's a website called men who
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look like zach braff.com. the same guy made another one that's even funnier called men who look like old lesbians.com. that's a great site. i guess i should just be glad i'm not on that one. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. give it time. >> anyway, so he made that. >> this is roccody spirit toe, the chef. i don't see it. >> jimmy: not bad. now, this is steve perry. from journey. a little bit. a little bit steve perry. >> i guess. >> jimmy: let's see. this is jerry seinfeld. you could be -- you could be the cousin of each one of these guys. >> i don't know. some of them i agree with. i don't know about this one. >> jimmy: this is -- again, a little bit. >> if i was an inyan-americans,
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perhaps. >> jimmy: now, this is garth brooks. i don't get that one. >> i couldn't grow that thing on my chin, either. >> jimmy: it looks like -- if you were eaten by garth brooks, that's what it would look like. and here's one. telly from "sesame street." >> can you imagine the amount of time someone must have on their hands when they've created that website? >> jimmy: it's funny because it's funny when you look at it. when it's actually you are zach braff. >> yeah, i am. >> jimmy: and you're the guy. you go -- i don't -- >> i used to think someone forwarded me this e-mail, check out this website. i'm like, this person has put hours of time into this website. ani just feel like they should be working for a charity or something. this is a very weird hobby. >> jimmy: you're probably right. we've identified a lot of problems and suggested a couple of solutions. what should new jersey be
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especially proud of? >> i don't know. maybe we have a lot of men who look like old lesbians. >> jimmy: that's right. you combined everything into one. >> i wrapped it all back around. jersey is a very beautiful place. go and visit. come on. >> jimmy: zach braff. "scrubs" airs tuesday nights at 9:00 on abc. and eventually other networks, too. zach braff. we'll be right back with nigel lythgoe. we invited top stylists to test... our professionals hair care line. this feels great. very moisturized and shiny. - it shines like glass. - so soft. - smooth. i would definitely recommend this to my clients. then we revealed what was really in the bottle. it's suave professionals. suave, really? i'm shocked. i didn't know suave could do that. top stylists were surprised. you will be, too. suave professionals salon proven to work as well as salon brands. suave professionals. rethink salon hair.
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i made one. by hand. because you're not that guy, there's helzberg diamonds. you'll find this fashionable key pendant now just $99.99. because you're loved. >> jim >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, michael mcdonald. after seven seasons as executive producer of "american idol," our next guest got tired of watching terrible singing and decided he'd rather watch terrible dancing instead. he is the co-creator, judge and executive producer of "so you think you can dance." the season finale airs on fox tomorrow night at 8:00. please welcome nigel lythgoe. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: well, good to see you. you know, i was thinking about this, we think in the united states of brits as very polite. i think that's the general consensus. but thanks to you and simon cowell, that is changing. why do -- no, why is it that now you started "american idol," you put simon on. almost every reality judging show has a nasty british guy in the middle. criticizing others. don't think we're nasty. i think it's more the fact that you're so sweet over here, you know? you've always been nice to your contestants. if you have a sen foot girl who can't sing a note, you'll say, well, you have a knew week quality about yourself. where simon will say, you look like a giraffe and you sound like a hyena. jimmy: that's funny. we have shows on which we intentionally injure people, i mean -- if you watch "wipeout," it's people getting their
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testicles smashed every week. i don't know if we're nice. >> they come on "american idol" and sing shortly after that. >> jimmy: that could be. but everybody's followed this formula that you helped create, this kind of three judges and then they went to four judges on "american idol." you did not like that, true? >> i don't think it gives the singers enough time and sometimes simon didn't get to critique the singers. it takes away from the contestants. >> jimmy: it's the reason -- >> i quit to relax and not work quite as hard. >> jimmy: and now you're on"so you think you can dance." now, you started off as a dancer. i did not know that. we have a clip of young nigel dancing here. >> that's -- , in the middle. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: that is -- >> 1968 that would have been. >> jimmy: that's between dancing and a seizure. was that a group you were in? >> a group called the young generation. >> jimmy: you would dance on television -- >> 15 guys and 15 girls. >> jimmy: did you want to do that from youth? >> yeah, i -- i started when i was 10 years of age. i started tap dancing. >> jimmy: oh. >> and my dad was a little -- what do you want to do? i want to be a dancer. >> jimmy: yeah, well, how did you break the news to dad? >> i said, i really like dancing. >> jimmy: and he said what? >> he suggested that i go along to boxing, as well. just, i mean, he was a docker, a liverpool docker. they were very tough. i think he got a lot of stick from his friends. >> jimmy: he was a pair of pants? >> he worked on the docks. >> jimmy: oh, i'm so- so, you
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really did take boxing lessons? >> yeah. >> jimmy: to protect yourselves -- >> no, my dad wanted me to prove i was butch. i want to be a dancer, dad, and everyone goes -- oh. it's the only profession in the world that people bring sexuality. wapt to be a doctor -- doesn't happen. >> jimmy: well, yes it does. there's nurse, there's flight attenda attendant. there's hair stylist. there's dog groomer. >> dog groomer? >> jimmy: pay attention next time you're in a dog grooming place. just take a look around. you'll see what i mean. something i noticed on my own. i don't have a dog. >> you look at this? >> jimmy: in case i get a little trip. i get groomed, you know. but you decided to be a dancer, and then became a popular dancer. we don't have too many -- >> i was a lousy boxer. it was one of those, every time
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i threw a punch i would aim for their first with my face. three times -- >> jimmy: did you have real matches? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: really? did you win? >> i was like a kangaroo. i was one of those. you come near me. and, well, i didn't win anything. the kid -- one time a kid slipped on the water in his corner, bashed his head on the post and had to retire. so i went home and told my dad i'd won. we got a little salt and pepper set. >> jimmy: did you really? you got salt and pepper? >> i lied. dad, i won! >> jimmy: look at what i got. >> he said stick to dancing. >> jimmy: probably a good idea. and it worked out. you became a producer. have you done shows that have been unpopular? >> well, you want me to admit to them here? >> jimmy: you can because you are very wealthy. i would think it's fine. >> yeah, we did a program, in the early '90s, we took american gladiators and turned it into
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gladiators in the uk and it was hugely successful. we did it in olympic arenas there, huge crowds, 7,000 people all cheering. and soe came off the success of that and did a show called "ice warriors" which was just a total failure. it was like gladiators on ice, but people lied to me. people lied to me and said they could skate. this big seven foot ice warrior ki who spoke like this and said, was that all right, did i do that all right for you. and he was a northern -- he spoke like that most of the time, but when he was supposed be -- >> jimmy: he was the host of the show? >> he was. couldn't skate. >> jimmy: wow. >> he fell on his ass on his first show. >> jimmy: really? oh, boy. yeah, that's no good. we call that show hockey here in
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the united states. >> the kings. >> jimmy: that's right, the kings. the big finale is tomorrow night and you have how many dancers? >> it's down to six. >> jimmy: you choose one? >> america will choose one now. >> jimmy: and what do they get as a result? >> they get a quarter of a million dollars. >> jimmy: nice. >> they get their picture on the front of a dance spirit magazine. >> jimmy: never heard of it. >> you should look next time you're at the dog groomers. it's there. >> jimmy: no, no. they don't have that. dance spirit magazine. is this a real magazine or you made it up? >> no, no. it's a dance magazine and you put your spirits on it. it's a nice coaster. >> jimmy: i got you. and then they will get -- do they go on to become -- >> they have done. they've been great. carrington, one of our dancers starred in the movie "fame." we've got step-up one, two and
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three. one of the kids is on broadway. they have gone on to do things. three of them are, of course, on abc's "dancing with the stars"." >> jimmy: so, they become -- oh, that's something else. it's interbreeding going on here. >> i would have never thought six years ago that we'd have a dance show on television. it's fantastic >> jimmy: we're headed in a hell of a direction. >> do you dance? >> jimmy: do i dance? no. i do not. >> have you ever been asked to go on "dancing with the stars"? >> almost every season. and every season i say, oh, no, i have a show, and i don't dance. but i -- you know, i may try out for your show. thank you for being here. nigel lythgoe, everybody. the season finale of "so you think you can dance," is tomorrow night on fox. we'll be right back with michael mcdonald.
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♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ too much talking 'bout the next time, the next time ♪
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>> jimmy: hello. we're back. this is new new holiday album called "this christmas." please welcome michael mcdonald. ♪ ♪ i'm dreaming of a white christmas just like the ones i used to know ♪
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♪ where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear sleigh bells in the snow ♪ ♪ i'm dreaming of a white christmas with every christmas card i write ♪ ♪ may your days be merry and bright
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and may all your christmases be white ♪ ♪ ♪ well later on we'll conspire as we sit down by the fire ♪ ♪ facing unafraid all the plans that we made ♪
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♪ ♪ hey now baby baby baby baby ♪ ♪ well baby you know later on we'll conspire as we sit down by the fire ♪ ♪ facing unafraid all the plans that we made ♪ ♪ hey now baby baby baby baby ♪ ♪ baby walking in a winter wonderland ♪
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my name is herb. and i'm here to tell a story. my parents all smoked. my grandparents smoked. i've been a long-time smoker. i'm a guy who had given up quitting. what caused me to be interested was, chantix is not a nicotine product and that intrigued me. the doctor said while you're taking it you can continue to smoke during the first week.
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(announcer) chantix is proven to reduce the urge to smoke. in studies, 44% of chantix users were quit during weeks 9 to 12 of treatment, compared to 18% on sugar pill. today i see myself as a jolly old man, (laughing) who doesn't have to smoke. (announcer) herb quit smoking with chantix and support. talk to your doctor about chantix and a support plan that's right for you. some people have had changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depresd mood and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after stopping chantix. if you notice agitation, hostility, depression or changes in behavior, thinking or mood that are not typical for you, or if you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, stop taking chantix and call your doctor right away. talk to your doctor about any history of depression or other mental health problems, which can get worse while taking chantix. some people can have allergic or serious skin reactions to chantix, some of which can be life threatening. if you notice swelling of face, mouth, throat or a rash stop taking chantix and see your doctor right away. tell your doctor which medicines you are taking as they may work differently when you quit smoking.

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