Dj Whitey White White plays way too many video games. He is a computer science major at Northern Essex Community College. Some would call him a computer geek. Everytime he tries to make music he has the feeling he is being cheesy and tries to make things too complicated because he gets lack of talent and simplicity confused. So he puts experimental industrial beats in the back of all his songs. I, Dj Whitey White White, have realized my home town of Salem, NH sucks. There is nothing to do past 11pm except go sit at Denny's and drink coffee with my piers, smoke ciggerretes, and discuss existentialism. The only other alternative in Salem is to go over someone's house and drink beers. I have decided to use music as an escape from everything. I have always been creative. My best friend and I used to go to highschool covered in tin foil and dance like robots and we recorded peoples responses so we could write about them later. I was also the lead pilot of the spaceship "Floggenhooper" when I was in the order of the dragon. So, stuff about something and something about stuff. Something about mad phat beats yo yo yo and being someone I'm not. I got the name Dj Whitey White White because the manager of Denny's called me it once. I call him DJ Fatty Shado.