vonnegut or the latest white house tell-all. speaking of tell-alls, there's another actual insider account of the trump administration. this one is called "trump and his generals: the cost of chaos." the cost of chaos, by the way, is $15.99. the book is by national security expert peter bergen. he writes about a meeting in 2017 where trump saw a satellite image of the north korean peninsula, showing lights of china and south korea and the blackness of north korea in between, which trump initially mistook for an ocean. ( as trump ) "wait a second. so north korea is under the sea? i have it on good authority from a singing crab that that's a very nice place." ( laughter ) ( applause ) ♪ ♪ so to help trump figure it out, officials brought out a map, which made trump even more confused. evidentally, when he saw that seoul was just 30 miles south of the demilitarized zone, the president asked, "why is seoul so close to the north korean border?" "i mean, look at it! it's, like, two inches away! and look at our map! somebody put ha