hey, kripke. heard about your latest anti-proton decay experiment. 20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results. very impressive. what a jerk. don't feel bad, leonard. negative results are still results. even 20,000 of them. all right! please don't cheer me up anymore. come on. don't let him get to you. it's kripke. yeah, he's a ginormous knob. that's why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table. for shizzle. it's true kripke lacks the basic social skills that we take for granted. but he also controls the new open science grid computer that i need to use to run some simulations of structure formation in the early universe. well, good luck getting time on it. the only people he lets use it are his friends. well, then, the solution is simple.