every one of you-- ferengi and non-ferengi alike-- knows that the way quark treats us is unfair. frool, don't you deserve a day off when your back starts acting up? well, uh... i suppose. and grimp... wouldn't you like to take a paid vacation? uestio you're being ridiculous. n. it's not going to happen! it won't happen unless you make it happen. 're ferengi! and when a ferengi sees an opportunity what does he do? he seizes it? that's right! and i, for one, intend t tgrab it. we've been exploited long enough. it's time to be strong take control of our lives our dignity and our profits! yes! yes! strike a blow against quark. yes! strike a blow against exploitation! (all shouting): yes! are you with me? all: yes! union! (all chanting): union! union! union! union! whwh you have there is a sebaceous cyst. i know it's a cyst, but it's getting bigger. there's nothing. dermatologically speaking you're perfectly healthy. i'm perfectly healthy except i've got a disgusting cyst on the back of my neck. now either i paint a nose, eyes and mouth on it ff. well, i'll get you some paint. julian,

i'm here to enforce ferengi law and to protect ferengi tradition and that means putting an end to this strike. well, i can see an example of someone. what kind of example? oh, i'm sure that we'll come up with something that will get people's attention. i... don't want my brother hurt. oh, i wasn't thinking of him. attack the leader of a movement you risk creating a martyr. no, rom must not be touched. our target must be someone... someone he cares about... like that dabo girl. leeta. but she's not even ferengi. i know. that's what makes it so memorable. but she has such... delicate lobes. i'm afraid i couldn't bring myself to give the order. no, let's see. who else... boys? me? but i'm on your side. ironic... i thought i wasn't allowed to have any visitors. dr. bashir made an exception. he said you were almost killed. it's nothing to smile about. those nausicaans shattered my left eye socket broke two of my ascending ribs and punctured my lower lung. ? of course, it hurts. too bad. if you're going to stand there and gloat you can leave right now. i'm not done gloating. don't you get it

you're ferengi. of course i'm ferengi. is that some kind of insult about the size of my ears? i'd be happy to negotiate with you but first, we have to get you to sick bay. sick bay? what for? because you're ill. i've never felt better. doctor. i'm afraid you've contracted a nasty strain of the ankaran flu. we've been treating you several days. . member? no. short-term memory loss-- thth's one of the symptoms. don't worry. it isn't life-threatening but we'll need to treat you... in sick bay. what is this treatment going to cost me? it's free of charge. free? yes. you know, i have been having a nagging pain in my lower left lobe, and while you're at it why don't you run a complete tricardial diagnostic? the ferengi health commission is trying to revoke my trading licensese. impressive vessel, captain. galaxy class? intrepid. ah. ah! and here we are in the much talked about "sick bay." not exactly state of the medical art now, is i it? what do you mean? obsolete instruments. lucky for you, i know a medical supplier that can spruce this place up in a nanosecond and i'll even drop

now you sound like a ferengi again. i am a ferengi. that means i have a talent for appreciating objects of great value. and i believe you may be worth more than all the latinum in the quadrant. my kahless. screaming ) mev'yap, thopok! forgive me, mistress but i cannot watch this any longer. i will not protect a house where you are welcome, ferengi. you are a coward and a liar and you have no honor. home two hours early? better watch it. i'll get used to this. yep. they don't need me anymore. home at 1700 every evening. ( laughing ): you're such a bad liar. ( door opens ) hi! hi. keiko: sit down. you look exhausted. bad day? miles, i think this wowon needs one of your famous neck massages. m-my hands are pretet cold. thanks, really. oh! i'm going to bajor tomorrow. just for a few days. bajor? yes. i thought i'd take the time and relax. a friend of mine has a house in the musilla province. it's quiet, remote-- no distractions. perfect! when do you leave? uh, first thing in the morning. wait a minute... you can't go alone. what if you go

ferengis have a natural talent for figures, sir. so what's your posting tomorrow? cargo bay six-- customs inspection. ah, well, that could be interesting. hey, nog. not again. when i left this morning, this place was spotless. yeah, that was nine hours ago. you can't keep our quarters clean for one day? hey, a man's got to live and sometimes, living is messy. i'm going to the replimat to eat. when i come back i expect to see this place straightened up. i'm working on a story right now. i'll do it in the morning. this isn't a story. it's computerized dom-jot! sometimes, when i get stuck, i play dom-jot. it clears my mind. while you're at it, clear a path to the bedroom. i told you, i'm busy. ( sighing ) jake, this isn't what we agreed to. e to anything. you've been shouting orders ever since you moved in here. i'm not in starfleet. lucky for you. you wouldn't last a day at the academy. you're right. i'd die of embarrassment wearing those pajamas. you know, i don't have to take that from an undisciplined jerk like you. enjoy your dom-jot. where are you going? anywher

tell the ferengi to return to his cabin. you call that a cabin? it's a cot and a waste disposal unit. it's so small even i can't stand up in there. look. i'm developing a slouch. tell the ferengi to return to his cabinnow. quark... what's he going to do? turn around and take me home? g course for deep space nine. okay, okay. you made your point. i'm going. but first, i have a little present for everyone. one for you. and one for you. and one for you. and none for you. what's this? it's ahorga'hn. a risian fertility symbol. indicates you're seekingjamaharon. leeta: what'sjamaharon? i'll show you later. oh. look. they like each other. i think i'm going to be sick. all right.i'm going. me too. going? where? i'm going to change into something more comfortable. dressed like this, do you? that's a good idea. when in rome... oh! i can't believe we finally made it. well, enjoy your vacation. we will. time to test these babies out. ladies... all that is ours is yours. i'll take it. aren't you uncomfortable in that uniform? starfleet uniforms are designed f

by this time tomorrow it'll be cardassians, romulans, ferengi... chakotay to the bridge. go ahead. i've spoken to seven of nine. we're putting her into stasis. make it fast. we don't want the borg to crash our welcome home party. how long will i remain inactive? a couple of hours to be on the safe side. security alert! naomi wildman. security's on their way, chakotay. what happened? d some kind of borg force field. try to disable it. chakotay: naomi... go back to your quarters. pay attention to me. if this indicator begins to flash enter the following series of commands. watch carefully. naomi... do you understand? yes. naomi... i'm giving you a direct order. she's blocking my commands. keep trying. computer, lock onto my coordinates and initiate a site-to-site transport. main engineering. seven? i'm sorry. we've got phaser fire in engineering. janeway to security. computer, erect a level ten force field around engineering. seven's tapping into the engine manifold. she's trying to shut down impulse drive. bridge... she has erected another force field. it will require several minute

ferengi can be very focused, especially when no one bothers to talk to them. i see. not that i mind. i'm used to being ignored. is something wrong, chief? i can work slower if you want me to. rom... i need your help and i need you to keep your mouth shut. can i count on you? is that a trick question? rom, this is serious. you can depend on me, chief. we're going to make some modifications to several of the station's systems. i don't want you to breathe a word of this to anyone. worf... they don't know? of course they know. well, at least some of them do but they have to pretend that they don't. this is a top secret starfleet operation. culpable deniability. i understand. don't worry about me, chief. my lips are sealed. nobody will get anybody out of me. not even my name. rom, everybody on the station knows your name. right. but i won't confirm it. where do we start?

a thief disguises himself as a monk so he can swindle a ferengi. alone a woman... . ( sobbing ) lwaxana? oh, hello, odo. you've been crying. i can't help it. why? because... i'm pregnant. [captioning sponsored by the u.s. department of education it's a miracle. i never thought i could have another baby. then those were tears of happiness. i won't let him do it, odo. who? what? my husband jeyal. he wants to takekey baby. that's why i ran away. please, lwaxana, try to be calm. now, tell me why would your husband want to take your baby from you? he's tavnian. and..? they believe in strict separation of the sexes. boys are raised by men, girls by women. why, those poor children aren't even told the other sex exists until they're 16. and your child is male. uh-huh. and the day jeyal found out he said that he was going to take my baby away from me as soon as he was born. well, i told him that that isn't what we agreed-- but he changed his mind. during our wedding ceremony he spoke so beautifully about why he wanted to marry me but afterwards... it was as

last night you were hireddas a w by the ferengi. and after you were paid you went back to the bajoran sector and attempted to murder gul dukat with a chambered plasma grenade. we were sitting at a table eating when the grenadedeent off. there were witnesses. none of which have come forward. why would the witnesses risk their lives for three strangers? they're out there but you have to go look for them. epidermal scans revealed the presence of tri-nitrogen chloride on your hands and clothing. t.n.c. is one of the components in plasma grenades. t.n.c. is alal a cleaning solution which we were using in quark's. or you used the opportunity of w wking at quark's to obtain the t.n.c. in the first place. you all have ties to the bajoran underground. you have three cousins five of your friends are suspected sympathizers. after 50 years of occupation is there anyone left on bajor who doesn't have some tie to the resistance? ( yelling grows louder ) quiet! that may be true but you were seen rushing toward dukat after the explosion. everyone e

of humans, vulcans, bolians, ferengi... all alpha quadrant species. what do we know about this artificial environment, seven? i've used the tricorder data holo-images and astrometric scans to extrapolate a cross-section of the interior. i believe they used a combination of holographic projections and particle synthesis. power source? there are 13 thermionic generators beneath the city. i can't identify the energy signatures. the habitat's heavily fortified. go ahead. i've completed my postmortem analysis. you'd better get down here. on my way. if this is a training ground it could mean they're planning an invasion of the federation. we should prepare for the worst. see if you can find a way to penetrate their defenses. doctor: he may look human, he may sound human he may even smell human but there's no question-- he's alien. on a highly sophisticated level. if it weren't for micro-cellular scans i wouldn't be able to distinguish him from the genuine article. i've managed to isolate the alien dna. fortunately, most of his cells are still chemically act

what you need is a ferengi. maybe but what i want is worf. why? because he has the courage of a berserker cat and he has the heart of a poet. and the brain of a pigheaded idiot. yeah, sometimes. jadzia. any luck? i'm afraid not. none of the staff can find him but i'm sure he'll turn up. well, no sense waiting around here for him. i say we take some floaters up into the hills and go skinny-dipping in the hot springs. i never thought i'd say this but i'm with quark. what was that? great. just what we needed. i thought it wasn't supposed to rain in this part of risa. it's not. may i have your attention, please. obviously, the weather grid is experiencing some type of malfunction but i'm sure we'll be able to repair it soon. no... you won't. you're responsible for this. oh, i authorized it, but it was not my idea. it was mine. are you serious? us. worf, what did you do, build an uplink so you could take control of the weather grid? the grid has been deactivated. it will take three or four days to restore the system to normal. during that time, inhabit

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