Good morning Sportsracers it's Tuesday, June twentieth. Knowledge says "duct tape a gerbil and shove--"
What?
I sold out? But I don't have any money.
Oh, shit, like Hootie and the Blowfish?
Oh I get it, like how I found Celine Dion cooler when I didn't know she was white.
Shit what can I do?
OK I'll do that!
Oh yeah. Crap.
Dammit! Well why don't I take a poll and see what the community wants me to do?
CNN reports that president Bush seen here flirting with Tinkerbell has no immediate plans to withdraw troops from Iraq. The decider said "don't bet on American politics forcing my hand because it's not going to happen. I'm going to make decisions not based on politics but based on what's best for the United States of America."
According to one sell-out dictionary politics is defined as the art or science of government or governing.
Bush said "american politics", not "politics", you pinko.
DUH! "American politics" is where elected officials debate unrealistic and unreasonable proposals in order to pander to their base and get reelected.
Right, or how the democrats are responding with that bullshit proposal with the ridiculously short pull-out deadlines.
Yeah I call it clusterfucking. Sorry Bonesaw I mean clust(booop).
This November: support your local clusterfucker.
Not all science is about makin' dough and gettin' chicks. According to the New Scientist researchers at the University of Washington have devised a test to examine the possible evolutionary roots of the disgust response. According to the article thirteen mothers were asked to smell pairs of soiled unlabeled diapers, one of which came from their own child. Mothers were less disgusted by the smell of their own baby's crap. Who... who signs up for that study?
Yeah I'm here for the science thing?
Oooooh. Well I was here for the LSD, but I'll take the one where you smell shit.
Oooooh. Participation!
This is Ze Frank thinking so you don't have to.
(black)
And now for the part where I sell out.