[Intro] Good morning sports racers. From atop of the rigging; by Paikea, New Zealand. You're watching The Show with Ze Frank. [camera panning down to the yacht beneath]
[Ze:] First dish, a bit of housekeeping.
tanga.com announced the winner of the puzzle contest. Congratulations sports racer Goocher.
Goocher and a friend will be flown to New York where I will give them each a duck.
Tomorrow is the last show you can buy candy for.
Thank you to everyone who has bought candy this year.
I still kinda wanna sell out.
[snickering] So if any of you still feel like throwing loose change at the dancing monkey, this is your last chance.
With the Ray story complete and next weeks personal messages show, I'm pretty much done with the internship. [LOA sound in the background, Ze looking around, suddenly with a LOA message in his hands and eyes wide open] Binnng!
[Ze looking irritated] Show-offs.
[Ze disgusted, in slow motion with low voice] Uhhh, the chess thing...
Because I challenged the Fabulosos to a game of chess and lost, I have to fulfill my end of the bargain.