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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 23, 2017 7:43am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Perfect!!! That's the spirit :)

We just gotta have some rules about furnishings considering SDH seems to be in the habit of turning furniture into splintered detritus.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 23, 2017 7:52am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Hey, as long as I don't have to clean up all the Twinkie wrappers, I'm in. Oh, and the bathroom showers are in "hardly ever used" condition. That's a plus. And I hope they've finally installed a replacement toilet.


OK, for all the sensitive folks out there: Lighten up, Francis.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Feb 23, 2017 8:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Don't forget the black t-shirt dispenser he had put in right next to the twinkie machine (after you select "even dozen twinkies" it automatically upsizes your shirt, w XX, XXX, XXXX, and then, X to the power available...you get the idea).

Pocket optional; if you select it, it comes w a twinkie reminder slip (instead of "inspected by" it reads, "eat some now").

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 23, 2017 8:15am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Did you see the ladder? A ladder? Really? I'm guessing that played a fairly large (pun intended) role in his selling the joint (another pun).


Oh, to those out there who are sticklers on details, I know he probably left the place before he started developing his own gravitational field, but I think he'd be OK with the ribbing. Even though in the later years you'd be hard pressed to actually find one of his ribs. OK, perhaps its time to stop...

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Poster: craven714 Date: Feb 23, 2017 1:19pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Well, I believe I saw a bovine unit in 1 pix. yeah?
So between the ladder, and the cow, I believe someone here might pick the latter...
and as long we get around to Mandos colon... then we have become 'full circle' . A burning, tender, drippy, full hot circle

visuals are recommended, but not really :O
E~
oh, and Carolina Reaper Sauce????? I put mustard on that sh!t, and bang that intravenously. With a nice gummy afterwards...And toilets? Pffffff... That's what shower drains are for

This post was modified by craven714 on 2017-02-23 21:19:40

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Poster: William Tell Date: Feb 23, 2017 8:24am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Hey, that makes me think--what with all the grief Pluto is taking, maybe we start pushing for recognition of Jerry as a Small Planet?

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 23, 2017 8:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

And we're off...





(How long before the complaints start rolling in? And speaking of rolling...)

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 23, 2017 9:07am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

I am shocked and dismayed at how my ever so serious post has been trolled and corrupted. *sigh*

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 23, 2017 9:09am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Well, now you've gone and made big stink about it. Good luck clearing the air.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 23, 2017 9:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

I'm afraid the "Fat Cat" ghost pepper sauce I added to my sandwich last night is making "clearing the air" a tad bit problematic. The air quality in my office would currently rival a tannery running at full tilt.

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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Feb 23, 2017 12:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Ghost peppers are so yesterday's Scoville Heat Unit.....

Step up your game buddy and strap on a Carolina reaper sauce. Forewarned is forearmed.....DO NOT attempt to "clear the air". If you do, your proctologist will throat punch you.

The Over/Under on SDH locking on to "forearmed" is 11 minutes.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 23, 2017 12:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Carolina Reaper Sauce????? Hmmmm.... sounds mucho enticing!! Will just have to look into that tomorrow. I will imagine that the next mornings "toilet" is an event to anticipated with sincere trepidation and witch hazel wipes ;)

(the Fat Cat isnt even really "hot" - but it is damn tasty and has great consistency)

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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Feb 23, 2017 12:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Witch hazel?!?!?!?!

Try a bowl of ice cream.

To sit in.

Seriously, the Reaper is currently clocking in between 2 - 2.5 MILLION SHUs. Smoky citrus similar to a Ghost - I personally think the Ghost has a better taste. But the heat.....

Because we were responsible grown men and women, charged with our part of the defense of our great land, we had a Reaper eating challenge at work. I have grown them for the past two years. I brought 4 to work. basic rules were, whole pod, chew for 1 minute without swallowing. Swallow, wait two minutes before drinking or eating anything. At 2:00:01 I ate a block a cream cheese and three yogurts.

It felt like I had been hit in the mouth with a flaming canoe paddle that had been dipped in lava.

The following morning can best be described as a "significant emotional event".

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 24, 2017 6:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

lmao!!! truly awesome :)

I shudder to think of the "emotions" you experienced the following a.m. I have as of yet not even approached the 2 million SHU mark - i think I am a tad scared. - yes, i am a big girlie

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 23, 2017 12:47pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRlj5vjp3Ko


"Damn tasty and has great consistency"

Hmmm, I got your "forearmed" right here...

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Poster: craven714 Date: Feb 23, 2017 8:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

I would try to rent it for a weekend just to snort the carpets