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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 23, 2017 9:07am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

I am shocked and dismayed at how my ever so serious post has been trolled and corrupted. *sigh*

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 23, 2017 9:09am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Well, now you've gone and made big stink about it. Good luck clearing the air.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 23, 2017 9:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

I'm afraid the "Fat Cat" ghost pepper sauce I added to my sandwich last night is making "clearing the air" a tad bit problematic. The air quality in my office would currently rival a tannery running at full tilt.

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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Feb 23, 2017 12:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Ghost peppers are so yesterday's Scoville Heat Unit.....

Step up your game buddy and strap on a Carolina reaper sauce. Forewarned is forearmed.....DO NOT attempt to "clear the air". If you do, your proctologist will throat punch you.

The Over/Under on SDH locking on to "forearmed" is 11 minutes.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 23, 2017 12:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Carolina Reaper Sauce????? Hmmmm.... sounds mucho enticing!! Will just have to look into that tomorrow. I will imagine that the next mornings "toilet" is an event to anticipated with sincere trepidation and witch hazel wipes ;)

(the Fat Cat isnt even really "hot" - but it is damn tasty and has great consistency)

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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Feb 23, 2017 12:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

Witch hazel?!?!?!?!

Try a bowl of ice cream.

To sit in.

Seriously, the Reaper is currently clocking in between 2 - 2.5 MILLION SHUs. Smoky citrus similar to a Ghost - I personally think the Ghost has a better taste. But the heat.....

Because we were responsible grown men and women, charged with our part of the defense of our great land, we had a Reaper eating challenge at work. I have grown them for the past two years. I brought 4 to work. basic rules were, whole pod, chew for 1 minute without swallowing. Swallow, wait two minutes before drinking or eating anything. At 2:00:01 I ate a block a cream cheese and three yogurts.

It felt like I had been hit in the mouth with a flaming canoe paddle that had been dipped in lava.

The following morning can best be described as a "significant emotional event".

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 24, 2017 6:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

lmao!!! truly awesome :)

I shudder to think of the "emotions" you experienced the following a.m. I have as of yet not even approached the 2 million SHU mark - i think I am a tad scared. - yes, i am a big girlie

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 23, 2017 12:47pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Jerry would want us to have it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRlj5vjp3Ko


"Damn tasty and has great consistency"

Hmmm, I got your "forearmed" right here...