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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Let's invite Dennis to be El Asshole Presidente for Life.

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Can't think of anyone more deserving, I second the motion. All in favor, say "You're an Asshole!"

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Poster: cosmicharlie Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkLBVeTIwQ now let's all sing along! or better yet, scroll down on this page & DL the complete song >> http://www.dumbppl.com/sounds/ Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an asshole tonight. Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. You're an asshole tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, "Yes. I think you're right." And all your friends are assholes 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight
This post was modified by cosmicharlie on 2007-01-04 17:31:43

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Poster: cush11 Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Crude, vulgar, disgusting and completely inappropriate...

Gotta love it!!! ;)

Good morning all...

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Poster: bigmm Date: Jul 7, 2007 12:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

I think this song fits a guy that works with me.

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Okay. Now you guys are beginning to offend me. Some of my best friends are assholes. In fact, just the other day I saw an asshole walking down the street. I asked him if he had a match and he replied, "My ass and your face." Now you may thing that's an old joke, but he wasn't kidding. God, try to f-ing apologize around this place. Hey, if I were still doing it, there would be a Mort's choice today. It would be 2-14-71.
This post was modified by orchiddoctor on 2007-01-04 17:28:04

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

'Some of my best friends are assholes'

Well I guess its better than your asshole being somebody's best friend...

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jan 4, 2007 12:25pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

These are just too funny...