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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:01am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Team America: World Police addressed this very issue perfectly. We have merchandise, a song, and this could be our creedo: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! Not exactly Shakespeare, but good enough for us assholes.
This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2007-01-04 18:01:29

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Poster: cush11 Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

may I apply for membership? After all, it takes one to know one...

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Poster: cosmicharlie Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

boy, this thread is going down the toilet...

except for this! Yaaaay! >>
"Hey, if I were still doing it, there would be a Mort's
choice today. It would be 2-14-71".

Good enough for me!

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:26am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

As I recall Charlie boy you were the one who introduced 'toilet' into the discourse...

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Geeze. Now look what I've started.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

When you plant ice you're gonna harvest wind. The games have begun...

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

But at least we're happy again. At least I think we are.

Sometimes the lights all shining on me, other times I can barely see...especially in this shitstorm of assholes.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Or as the wise man once said - I'm so happy I could shit...

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 4, 2007 11:18am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Geeze, and nobody noticed that I planted another Mort's Pick in here? 2-14-71. Check it out and tell me what you think.
Seriously.

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Poster: high flow Date: Jan 4, 2007 11:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Hey Orchid - Don't be afraid to re-post or modify your posts, especially the Mort's Picks.

I am in California, so unless I dig really, really deep into past threads, I completely miss stuff that happens in the morning(East Coast Time). It happened w/ Oprah's in the past and it happened w/ Mort's today. I had no idea there was a new pick!

Glad to hear you are up and running. We need some guidance and you are the man to guide! Thanks for the pick.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Jan 4, 2007 12:22pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Jeez, Highflow - get any suckier and you can come and vacuum my carpet, you wuss.

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 4, 2007 11:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Uh, the pick of the week is fictional. They didn't play on 2-14-71! They played that run 2-19-24 or whatever at Portchester. Just seeing if anyone notices!

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Poster: high flow Date: Jan 4, 2007 3:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Thanks for that. I take back everything I wrote...:0

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Poster: cosmicharlie Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

oh shit, did i say that??

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Poster: deadmax Date: Jan 4, 2007 11:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Orchid- of course we saw your gratuitous plug for one of your "bands". WE were to busy listening to 2-14-71 to reply.

Plus, this asshole is so full of shit I've been using a bobby pin to get the shit out of my ears so I can listen up r-e-a-l good.

Any you even made it Valentine's Day for all the sweethearts here on to make up.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jan 4, 2007 12:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Hey Deadmax--you've had some great post lines in here today; good job.

Posting here so O Doc can see it, I hope; anything in 71 is totally cool with me for a serious listen.

As an asshole of the first order, I second the Doc's suggestion. Just tell me where and when.

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 4, 2007 10:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Oh, I forgot to metion, many of you have already been made members based on past output. A really good asshole is always producing crap, and you all know who you are.